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The Sun

The Sun is in Aries

The Sun is at 09 Ari 17' 02", and is 149372310km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Cancer

The Moon will change from Cancer to Leo in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 21 Can 54' 23", and is 404051km away and receding.

Moon Is In Cancer

Greetings, fellow star-gazers! Today is a day for nurturing and emotional connection, as the Moon is in our dear friend Cancer. This lunar placement may have you feeling extra sensitive and intuitive, like a modern-day hippie with a deep understanding of the universe. But fear not, my nerdy friends - this is a great time to tap into your emotions and use them as a source of strength and creativity. As the Moon moves from Cancer to Leo in the next 24 hours, you may feel a shift in your energy towards more confident and outgoing vibes. Embrace this change and let your inner lion roar! But don't forget to keep your nurturing side close by, as it will always serve you well. Remember, the Moon may be over 400,000 kilometers away, but its influence on our emotions and intuition is undeniable. So, embrace your inner hippie and let the stars guide you towards a day filled with love, laughter, and all things cosmic.

Mercury

Mercury is in Aries

Mercury is prograde at 22 Ari 02' 41", moving at 1.9 degrees per day, and is 177862828km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Aries

Ah, Mercury in Aries, it's like a sonic screwdriver in the hands of the Doctor! Your mind will be moving at warp speed, my dear friends, and you'll have the courage to speak your mind. But beware, this transit can make you a bit restless and impatient, like waiting for the TARDIS to materialize. You'll have flashes of insight that will make you feel like a Time Lord, so don't second-guess yourself. Your first thoughts are often your best ones during this transit. Catch this inspiration as fast as you can, because the Aries influence means these bursts of brilliance will disappear just as quickly as they appeared. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Your desire to say exactly what you're thinking could become a problem when cooperation, compromise, and sensitivity are required. So channel your inner Doctor and use your newfound confidence to communicate effectively without alienating those around you. And let's not forget, Mercury is currently prograde and 178001317.841077477km away. So keep your wits about you and embrace the adventure this transit brings!

Venus

Venus is in Taurus

Venus is prograde at 15 Tau 56' 29", moving at 1.19 degrees per day, and is 179950956km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Taurus

Greetings, starry-eyed stargazers! It's your favorite astrologer here to dish out some divine wisdom on Venus in Taurus. This cosmic event is about simplifying and rebuilding relationships from the ground up. So, if you're feeling like you need to get back to basics with your loved ones, now is the time to do it. But don't worry, my dear bulls and bull-ettes, this is also the perfect time for romance! Take a break from your busy lives and indulge in some quality time with your sweetheart. Whether that means snuggling up with a good movie, popping open a bottle of wine, or feasting on something delicious, this is the time to let your senses run wild! However, don't let Taurus' infamous stubbornness get in the way of love. If you're in a relationship or seeking commitment, remember that compromise is key. And if you're single, don't be afraid to open yourself up to new possibilities. A little bit of flexibility can go a long way in matters of the heart. So, keep your feet on the ground and your head in the stars, my fellow astrology enthusiasts. With Venus in Taurus, there's no limit to the love and beauty that can be found in this world. Just remember, Venus may be 179990043.165977120km away, but its influence is closer than you think!

Mars

Mars is in Cancer

Mars is prograde at 02 Can 20' 02", moving at 0.5 degrees per day, and is 214913902km away and receding.

Mars Is In Cancer

Hey there, stargazers! Today we're talking about Mars in Cancer. Now, Mars is a fiery planet, but in the sensitive sign of Cancer, it's like putting a flame under a pot of water. It's toned down, but not out. So, how can we use this energy to our advantage? Well, for starters, it's a great time to channel that initiative into something domestic. Break out the toolbox and start on that home improvement project you've been putting off. And, if you feel a strong urge to defend a family member or domestic situation, don't be afraid to let that protective instinct take over. Here's the catch though, Mars in Cancer may make us a bit passive. We'll only take action if we feel an emotional connection to something. And, when we do take action, it may be more reactive and oversensitive than purposeful. So, be sure to keep your cool and think before you act. But, overall, this transit gives us the opportunity to build something that honors our connection to the past and to family values. So, let's embrace that nurturing energy and make some gentle yet meaningful steps into the future. And, just for fun, did you know that Mars is currently 214,858,475.173649132 kilometers away? That's pretty far, but we can still feel its effects here on Earth. Keep looking up, friends!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Aries

Jupiter is prograde at 18 Ari 42' 08", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 887791184km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Aries

Folks, listen up! Jupiter is in Aries and it's time to embrace the power of innovation and intuition. Let go of the limits of the past and step fearlessly into uncharted territory. You don't need a strategized plan, just feel that spark of inspiration and run with it! But don't forget to learn from both success and failure, because let's face it, you gotta risk it to get the biscuit. And while you're at it, be open to learning from others and expanding your mind. Don't get so stuck in your own opinions that you become a one-man show. Remember, we make our own luck and hold the key to our big, bright, and happy futures. So take control of your life, turn that lock, and let Jupiter guide you to greatness!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 32' 38", moving at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 1584951751km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Well howdy there, folks! You're in luck because Saturn is in Pisces and it's time to get your dreamin' boots on! This transit is all about looking inward and figuring out what lights your fire. Maybe you want to write a book or start a business - well now's the time to make those dreams a reality. But hold on tight, 'cause Saturn is here to ask some tough questions and make sure you've got all the details sorted out. It may feel like your space is being invaded, but trust me, this planetary "dad" knows what he's talking about. Now, don't be surprised if you feel a little restless or have trouble sleeping during this transit. Pisces is all about dreams and imagination, so it's important to find ways to calm your mind. Take a walk in the woods, meditate, or even take a nap (just make sure to have a dream journal handy!). And speaking of dreams, don't forget to jot down any insights or ideas that come to you during this time. Saturn in Pisces is all about making your dreams a reality, so listen up and make 'em happen!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 16 Tau 42' 45", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3057800510km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Ah, my dear Taurus, Uranus is in your sign, and it's time for a big shake-up! You may be resistant to change, but trust me, this is for the best. Your expertise with money will come in handy during this time, as some revolutionary changes are coming your way. Banks may falter, new currencies may emerge, and the housing and stock markets could be in for a wild ride. On a personal level, it's time to break free from the grips of money. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages can all hold you back from saving or using your money as you desire. Don't let material possessions trap you either. Embrace the changes that are happening and shift your relationship with money and materialism. Uranus is here to liberate you, so don't resist. These changes may lead to greater stability in the long run. Just remember, Uranus is 3057758262.627058506km away, so take a deep breath, relax, and enjoy the ride!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 39' 15", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4619542777km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

E.T. here, and I've got some cosmic news for you, dear Pisces. Neptune is in your sign, but don't worry, it's not as close as my spaceship was to Earth. It's actually 4619556139.112596512km away! That's a long way, even for me. But Neptune's pull is strong, and it's prograde, so get ready to feel the effects. This transit is all about clarity emerging from the fog. You'll suddenly see the futility of caring about petty differences, and the value of coming together will shine like gold. Take this as an invitation to explore your emotional intelligence and unique offerings. Maybe it's time to take a course in a spiritual path that calls to you, or create an altar space at home to connect with the sacred. And don't forget, Neptune in Pisces is reminding us to share these ideas with the world. So go forth, my fishy friends, and let Neptune's presence support you in this process. Just remember, if you start to feel overwhelmed, phone home and I'll be there with some Reese's Pieces to cheer you up.

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 06' 46", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5247686805km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Listen up, Earthlings! Pluto is in Aquarius, and things are about to get funky. This ain't no simple change, this is a transformation of cosmic proportions. We're talkin' shedding our old identities, releasing perspectives that no longer serve us, and making space for something better. And it's not just individual change, it's global change, baby. Worldwide changes in science, technology, and space travel are on the horizon. But more importantly, we're gonna see some serious shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism. The powerful will be those who work together and value the lives and experiences of others. Governments and systems that have been at odds can come together to forge a new future. But what about you, my dear horoscope reader? Pluto in Aquarius wants you to transform your view of yourself and your place in this world. It's time to think beyond yourself and consider what's best for others and for all of us in the future. Are you ready to answer the call? Pluto is currently 5247732734.641020775km away, but it's energy is still strong and prograde. So get ready to ride the wave of transformation and progress. It's gonna be a wild ride, but I believe in you, my nerdy, hippie, science-loving friend.

Venus

Venus Conjunct Uranus

There is high excitement in relationships today. You are feeling magnetic and the people around you can sense it. Creativity and intuition can be used today for some very positive results. You feel a need for emotional freedom, but don't make any serious changes while under the effects of this aspect. You may experience love at first sight.People with a Venus-Uranus conjunction in their natal charts are usually very magnetic, intriguing, and dynamic individuals. They value friendship in love and sincerity of feelings is the most important quality for them. These are people who will turn their nose at marriage, saying that it’s how people feel about each other that counts more than a marriage certificate. Although friendly and usually quite willing to make friends with people from all walks of life, there is an impersonal and noncommittal manner to them that is unmistakable. They despise social pretenses. Despite the fact that they firmly believe that popularity is much less important than sincerity, they are often rather popular people. They love to be different, and in many ways they are open-minded when it comes to love and romance. Still, they can be quite argumentative and sometimes uncooperative–even downright inflexible–when it comes to their own “inner code” and honoring it. They are not as adaptable to others’ expectations of them as their freedom-loving beliefs might imply. In other words, although they easily accept many different people into their lives, they cling tightly to their own ways of living. Some fear compromise, seeing it as a loss of self or a loss of individuality. Their taste and “style” is different and original. This can extend to choice of dress as well as taste in art, furniture, movies, and so forth. Sometimes Uranus is projected, and the partners that these people are attracted to display the Uranian traits of independence, originality, unreliability, inconsistency, and freedom-loving. Ex-lovers of Venus-Uranus natives may complain that these people didn’t truly value the relationship. In love and with regards to the erotic, the most appealing things can be what hasn’t been done or what “shouldn’t” be done. Mixing things up and experimentation are important to Venus-Uranus people.Alternate, short interpretations: *You are excitable, spontaneous, and easily aroused emotionally and sexually. You fall in love very quickly and have little self-restraint or concern for propriety when your feelings have been stirred. However, it may be difficult for you to sustain a relationship after the first rush of excitement wanes, especially if your partner is basically a conservative person who does not like to change or experiment. Nontraditional relationships appeal to you, and personal freedom is highly important to you.#Once you find the spiritual teaching that suits you, you are totally and forever hooked into it. Until that happens, you may start and end many times. When you are on the right path, beginnings and endings around you become cyclical milestones in the development of your personal belief system. From Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus conjunct Uranus: Christina Aguilera (Venus in early Sagittarius, Uranus in late Scorpio), Tori Amos, Warren Beatty (Venus conjunct Uranus in Taurus), Anita Bryant (Venus conjunct Uranus in Taurus), Elizabeth Taylor (Venus conjunct Uranus in Aries), Warren Beatty, Harry Belafonte, Betty Ford, Heather Locklear (Venus in early Virgo conjunct Uranus in late Leo), Steve McQueen, Bill Moyers, Sidney Poitier (Venus conjunct Uranus in Pisces), Johnny Cash (Venus conjunct Uranus in Aries), Kathy Bates, Erma Bombeck, Donovan (Venus conjunct Uranus in Gemini), Katie Holmes (Venus conjunct Uranus in Scorpio – and sextile Saturn), Jim Jones (Venus conjunct Uranus in Aries), Cat Stevens.

Mars

Mars Trine Saturn

You will have no problems today with work that is demanding or detailed. You are organized, deliberate, patient, exacting, attentive, and have plenty of stamina. This is a terrific day to do mundane, routine, or boring jobs as they won't seem quite so distasteful. Make the most of today and get plenty of things done.You know how to get to your goals in life by steady, patient, and persistent progress. You have good, practical overviews of the final result of your efforts. You are good at planning a strategy and sticking to it. You build your projects and your life with bedrock security in mind, with as little risk as possible. Discipline, patience, hard work, and the blessing of good judgment work together to form a picture that looks like “luck” to others. — Interpretation sample from the In Depth report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mars and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Mars sextile Saturn or Mars trine Saturn: *You possess the gifts of endurance and perseverance, the willingness to work hard and seriously to achieve your objectives. Once you decide you want something or make a commitment, you’ll do it “even if it takes forever”. Self-discipline is natural to you and you instinctively realize that any creative achievement is “10% inspiration, 90% perspiration”. You choose practical, realistic goals and pursue them step-by-step in a well-planned, orderly way. You like to concentrate on one thing at a time and do a thorough job. You enjoy working in solitude, and often feel your best work is done when you are alone.#You may find that you go from one transformational situation to another, never really settling into any one thing. Yet you have the endurance necessary for the long haul.Some Famous People with Mars in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Thomas Edison, Alfred Adler, Galileo, Camilla Parker Bowles, Freddie Prinze, Corbin Bernsen, Catherine the Great, Omar Sharif, Ben Stiller, Barbara Walters; Trines – Denzel Washington, Rudolph Steiner, Josef Stalin, Yves Saint Laurent, Emily Post, Marilyn Monroe, Sinclair Lewis, David Letterman, Annie Lennox, Leonardo Da Vinci, Andy Griffith, Dwight Eisenhower, Eric Clapton, Kevin Butler, Kareem Abdul Jabar.