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Solar activity reached moderate levels as a result of AR 3536 (N05E49, Eai/beta-gamma) producing an M1.1 flare at 02/1830 UTC. AR 3537 (N18E48, Cao/beta) was stable and inactive. Regions 3534 (S12W22, Bxo/beta) and 3535 (S08W79, Axx/alpha) were both inactive and in decay.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment was enhanced from what is most likely weak influences from a negative polarity CH HSS. Total field strength peaked at 12 nT and Bz reached a maximum southward deviation of -10 nT early in the day. Wind speeds increased from around 350 km/s to just over 400 km/s, and the phi angle was negative.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Libra, at 02 degrees, 44' 25", at a velocity of 11.85 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.4 days old. It is 403753.19 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan, 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan, 2024.
The Sun
The Sun is in Capricorn
The Sun is at 12 Cap 20' 46", and is 147100648km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon is at 02 Lib 44' 25", and is 403249km away and approaching.
Mercury
Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is prograde at 22 Sag 16' 37", moving at 0.17 degrees per day, and is 123061312km away and receding.
Venus
Venus is in Sagittarius
Venus is prograde at 05 Sag 22' 04", moving at 1.22 degrees per day, and is 178928848km away and receding.
Alright, my star-crossed space cadets, buckle up your asteroid belts because Venus has decided to waltz into Sagittarius like she owns the place. I mean, she's only 178,884,886.525 kilometers away -- practically in our backyard. And guess what? She's doing the cosmic cha-cha in prograde! Now, if you're wondering why this might be significant...well, let's just say things are about to get interesting.
Sagittarius is the interstellar Indiana Jones of the zodiac, always off on some grand adventure. Imagine Venus, that sultry celestial siren, landing in his turf. It's like when the Doctor meets a Dalek, there's bound to be some fireworks. Hearts will be beating like drumming Ood, and trust me, you won't be able to resist their compelling rhythm.
Expect love to take a detour from the usual tracks. You might find yourself drawn to an alien with two hearts—or maybe even three, who knows? Old routines will feel as outdated as a VHS tape in a world streaming 4K videos. It's time to leap into the unknown, or should I say, the "timey-wimey"?
But remember, fellow Whovians, Sagittarius is as carefree as a Weeping Angel is...well, weeping. Try not to get too attached. Keep things light and fun like a perfect jelly baby shared between friends. And beware of illusions! The universe, much like a TARDIS, is bigger on the inside, and not everything is as it appears.
Also, a word of warning. Venus in Sagittarius has the same regard for money as the Doctor has for linear time—none whatsoever. So, unless you have a stash of gold Gallifreyan coins hidden somewhere, I suggest you watch your spending. But hey, a little calculated risk could pay off. Maybe that trip to the planet of Psychic Paper will be worth every penny!
Venus in Sagittarius is all about embracing the bright side, or as I like to say, "Reversing the polarity of the neutron flow." So, put on those psychic paper smiles, grab your sonic screwdrivers, and let's turn this cosmic dance into a party worthy of the Time Lords!
Mars
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 28 Sag 59' 20", moving at 0.74 degrees per day, and is 361557151km away and approaching.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 05 Tau 35' 54", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 675402302km away and receding.
Alright, buckle up my star-studded compadres. This just in from the celestial grapevine – Jupiter, our favorite cosmic Santa Claus, has checked into its luxurious Taurus suite. Now, before you start picturing a giant gassy planet in a bull onesie, let me break it down for you.
See, Jupiter's the big brain of the solar system. It's like the Stephen Hawking of planets, always pushing us to think deeper and, you know, universally. And Taurus, well, Taurus is the zodiac's most stubborn sign. So, when these two meet, it's like having a profound philosophical debate with a very determined brick wall.
The good thing is, this cosmic combo nudges us to realize that the wisdom we're seeking isn't playing hide and seek in the cosmos; it's chilling right within us, probably binge-watching reruns of 'The Universe' on Netflix.
Jupiter in Taurus is like getting a motivational pep talk from a very patient coach. It's the green light to start working towards those dreams and goals that have been hibernating in the back of your mind. Get out your to-do lists, or chisel them onto stone tablets if you're feeling extra Taurus-y, and start ticking off tasks. Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, but they were laying bricks every hour.
Now, Taurus has a bit of a reputation for being a cosmic Kardashian, loving the finer things in life. When Jupiter rolls into town, it's like Black Friday and Cyber Monday got together and decided to throw a party. There's potential for some serious financial gain, so it's a good time to go over your finances with a fine-tooth comb and a large coffee. Just be careful not to mistake needs for wants, or you might end up with an alpaca farm and a lifetime supply of glitter.
So there we have it, folks! Jupiter in Taurus - a time for inner wisdom, steady progress, and potential prosperity. Now, go forth and prosper, but remember – no impulse buying alpacas!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 03 Pis 26' 48", moving at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 1544496481km away and receding.
Good news, cosmic cadets! It's time to take a trip on the trans-solar express because our ringed friend, Saturn, is currently parked in Pisces, the dreamy sign of the zodiac. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Saturn?! Isn't that the taskmaster of the cosmos? The big bad celestial principal?" Well, yes and no. While Saturn may indeed be the Master of Rules, it's also the ultimate cosmic life coach. And when it takes a swim in the Piscean sea, it's like getting a personal training session from the universe itself. It's all about introspection, baby!
So, grab your dream journal, your favorite nebula-shaped tea infuser, and get ready to meditate on some serious cosmic wisdom. This isn't just about daydreaming of opening a vegan bakery on Mars or writing that epic space opera novel. No, this is about taking those dreams and sprinkling them with Saturnian practicality. It's time to draft your interstellar business plan, crunch the quantum numbers, and maybe even look into some asteroid loans. By tuning into Saturn's lessons, your cosmic path will become as clear as a freshly polished telescope lens.
Now, let's not sugar-coat this cosmic croissant. Saturn in Pisces isn't all warm starlight and unicorn nebulae. It's like your celestial dad barging into your room, telling you to clean up your mess. You might feel defensive, especially if you've been daydreaming a little too much and doing a little too little. But remember, Saturn just wants what's best for you. So, instead of hanging a "No Aliens Allowed" sign on your door, invite Saturn in and listen to its advice. It might just be the cosmic kick in the pants you need.
And here's a pro tip for this transit: don't skimp on the sleep. With all this mental activity, you might feel more restless than a Dalek at a peace conference. That's why it's crucial to cultivate some Piscean peace. Meditate under the moonlight, go for a moonwalk, breathe deeply, and get plenty of shuteye. But keep that dream journal handy! Saturn's lessons often come in nocturnal packages. So, turn down the lights, tune into the cosmos, and let
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 20' 10", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2843235001km away and receding.
Well, folks, it's that time again. Uranus, the galaxy's resident rebel and unofficial party planner, is crashing into Taurus' crib for an extended stay, and it's going to be one heck of a cosmic rodeo! Imagine a bull with a disco ball, if you will. Taurus, our dependable, tried-and-true friend, isn't exactly thrilled about their new roomie who's more into spontaneous dance-offs than chilled Netflix evenings.
But here's the thing about Uranus, it doesn't care much for the status quo. It's the cosmic equivalent of that friend who convinces you to try skydiving when you'd rather be at home baking cookies. Comfort zones? Pfft! Uranus laughs in the face of comfort zones!
Now, Taurus is a bit of a financial whizz-kid. Its love language is basically dollar signs and gold coins. As Uranus sweeps in with its 'money, schmoney' attitude, we can expect some pretty out-of-this-world changes to our financial landscapes. Brace yourselves for cosmic cryptocurrency, intergalactic banks, and an economy rollercoaster that's more thrilling than a Star Trek warp speed chase!
On a personal level, we're all going to feel like we've been enrolled in a Jedi-like training program, learning to break free from the dark forces of debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages. We might start seeing our material possessions as just stuff, not the anchors they've been. So buckle up, my friends, and remember: resistance is futile!
Uranus is like a cosmic chiropractor, making those uncomfortable adjustments that we'd rather avoid but are absolutely necessary for our well-being. It's time to embrace the uncertainty, dance with the unexpected, and remember that change is the only constant in this crazy universe. And who knows? By the end of this cosmic journey, we might find ourselves in a much better place, laughing at our past fears and raising a toast to the future.
So hang tight, stargazers! This Uranus-Taurus mashup might just be the universe's way of saying, "Hold my beer, and watch this!"
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 06' 38", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4514908502km away and receding.
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 25' 42", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5364859503km away and receding.
Alright, star gazers, it's time to put on your celestial thinking caps because Pluto, our favourite dwarf planet (sorry, Eris), is doing the mambo with Capricorn, the cosmic goat. And it's not just any old dance – this one's got a beat that could make a mathematician weep. It's all about power, success, and being the best space-goat you can be. But remember folks, with great power comes great...potential for accidentally knocking over the cosmic coffee table.
Pluto's in the driver's seat for this cosmic road trip, and it's brought along its hefty baggage of transformation. It's like that friend who insists on spring cleaning even when it's not spring. And what's it targeting? Our negative patterns that are as useful as a chocolate teapot. This process might feel a bit like a game of celestial Jenga: remove the wrong block, and the whole tower might come toppling down. So remember, folks, be as cautious as a cat on a hot tin roof.
But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. With Capricorn's influence, you've got the focus of a laser-beam and the ambition of an Elon Musk Mars mission. Just remember not to leave your compassion in the dust. It's easy to get caught up in the cosmic rat race and forget about the little people – or in this case, dwarf planets (still sorry, Eris).
So, what have we learned today? When Pluto's in Capricorn, we're all playing a high-stakes game of cosmic monopoly. Be sure to build your hotels wisely, folks, and remember: in the game of life, always try to be the race car, not the thimble. Because who wants to be a thimble, am I right?
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 12 Cap 20' 46" |
Moon | 02 Lib 44' 25" |
Mercury | 22 Sag 16' 37" |
Venus | 05 Sag 22' 04" |
Mars | 28 Sag 59' 20" |
Jupiter | 05 Tau 35' 54" |
Saturn | 03 Pis 26' 48" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 20' 10" R |
Neptune | 25 Pis 06' 38" |
Pluto | 29 Cap 25' 42" |
Mercury
Venus
Jupiter