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Solar activity reached high levels. Region 3576 (S17W37, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) began to show slight signs of minor decay in its trailing spots. This AR was the culprit for the majority of the activity producing a few M-class flares, the largest of which was an M6.5/2B flare at 12/0348 UTC. Another notable, long-duration M2.6 flare peaked at 12/2117 UTC, and originated from a region just beyond the northeastern limb. Region 3582 (N07W13 (Dai/beta) exhibited growth as its penumbra showed signs of maturing. Region 3583 (N09E15, Dki/beta-gamma) grew in overall size as well, maintained a gamma configuration in its intermediate section, and produced C-class flares. The remaining regions were either stable or in decay, and relatively quiet.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters indicated waning CME influences from the likely arrival of the shock related to 09 Feb CME that originated from the X3.3 flare event. Total field steadily decreased from 7 nT to 3 nT, and the Bz component was mostly northward or near neutral. Solar wind speeds gradually decreased from ~600 km/s to ~450 km/s. Phi was predominantly negative save for period between 12/1357-1805 UTC when it became positive.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 40% chance of a moderate event, and a 15% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aries, at 10 degrees, 23' 53", at a velocity of 14.64 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.8 days old. It is 365013.29 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
The Sun
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 24 Aqu 01' 43", and is 147690322km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon is at 10 Ari 23' 53", and is 363483km away and receding.
Mercury
Mercury is in Aquarius
Mercury is prograde at 12 Aqu 46' 35", moving at 1.64 degrees per day, and is 205621437km away and receding.
Venus
Venus is in Capricorn
Venus is prograde at 25 Cap 47' 15", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 213245324km away and receding.
Good news, Earthlings! The cosmic traffic controller has signaled for Venus to park in Capricorn. You'll find that relationships, much like my existential dread, will take on a whole new level of seriousness. For couples, consider this a chance to work through that issue about leaving the cap off the toothpaste or discuss the color scheme of your future Martian villa. And for those playing intergalactic Tinder, it's time to look beyond those who only offer a good blaster fight and seek out something that comes with a lifetime warranty. Venus in Capricorn wants your love life to have more sequels than Star Wars.
Now, let's talk beauty. With Venus in Capricorn, you might feel compelled to ditch that luminescent Lycra suit for something a bit more... earthy. Perhaps a tweed jacket or a nice cardigan, just like your 4th-grade math teacher, Mr. Spock. This transit is also excellent for starting projects. Think Death Star construction, but hopefully with a better end result. Capricorn's dedication, combined with Venus's creativity, could see you finally finish knitting that galaxy-sized scarf.
Finally, Venus in Capricorn also brings a focus on careers. Now is the time to examine if your current employment is giving you the recognition you deserve. Are they appreciating your ability to translate Vogon poetry or your knack for avoiding bureaucratic paperwork? If not, it might be time to assert your inner authority and set course to a career path where your talents are acknowledged. After all, with Venus in Capricorn, the potential for success is as vast as the universe, which as we know, is mind-bogglingly vast.
So buck up my fellow celestial voyagers, even if the universe doesn't care, Venus in Capricorn does. And remember, no matter how bad things get, at least you're not a robot with a brain the size of a planet being asked to make coffee.
Mars
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 00 Aqu 00' 29", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 340132217km away and approaching.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 08 Tau 44' 38", moving at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 772258938km away and receding.
Alright folks, it's time to bust out those celestial notepads and space pencils, because we have a biggie to discuss today. Jupiter, that gas giant of wisdom and arbiter of 'deep thoughts', has decided to bunk with Taurus, the cosmic equivalent of that friend who never leaves the couch, but somehow knows everything.
With Jupiter in Taurus, we're reminded that the answers we seek aren't hiding on some distant star or tucked away in the corner of a wormhole. Nope, they're right here, probably under a pile of laundry or stuck behind the sofa cushions. So, roll up your sleeves, push past the distractions of cat videos and viral memes, and tap into that innate wisdom you've been hoarding like a sci-fi series on Netflix.
Now, if you've been dreaming about something big, like inventing a teleportation device or finding the perfect avocado toast recipe, this is your moment! Jupiter's got that 'go big or go home' attitude and Taurus... well, Taurus is already home, chilling and making lists. Combine those energies, and you've got the perfect recipe for getting things done, one methodical, patient step at a time.
Oh, and did I mention money? Jupiter in Taurus is like finding a $20 bill in an old pair of jeans. Taurus loves wealth and Jupiter attracts luck faster than a black hole sucks in matter. So, take a peep at your bank account, you might just find an extra digit or two. Just remember to keep a grip on reality and resist the urge to splurge on that limited edition Star Trek figurine set.
Finally, Taurus has a bit of a reputation for enjoying the good life. When Jupiter, the cosmic party animal, comes knocking, things might get a little indulgent. Don't be surprised if you find yourself eyeing that designer yoga mat or organic, free-range, grass-fed chocolate. Just remember to take it easy, or you might end up like a black hole – infinitely dense with regret.
So, there you have it folks - Jupiter in Taurus. It's like an interstellar sitcom, complete with wisdom, wealth, and a dash of whimsy. Enjoy the show!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 07 Pis 52' 52", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1597825008km away and receding.
ALERT! ALERT! Saturn, that big bully of cosmic order and structure, is currently playing footsie with the dreamy Pisces. This means you must EXTERMINATE (sorry, couldn't resist) all your excuses and procrastination, and start focusing on those long-dormant dreams of yours. Fancy writing a book about the romantic escapades of Daleks? Or opening a vegan, gluten-free, GMO-free, dairy-free, sugar-free, taste-free bakery? Now is the time to turn those fantastical visions into concrete plans.
Now, a word of caution: Saturn in Pisces doesn't mean rainbows and unicorns. It's more like a Dalek barging into your dreamy bubble, demanding you to justify your daydreams. You can try putting up "Stay Out" signs or threatening to call the Time Lords, but this celestial taskmaster won't be deterred. So, brace yourself for a bit of cosmic tough love and remember, this planetary “dad” means well, even if his methods feel a bit...well, Dalek-like.
With Saturn bunking with Pisces, you may find yourself more restless than a Dalek at a peace conference. Your sleep may be disturbed, and you could end up having dreams weirder than a Cyberman doing the cha-cha. So, it's the perfect time to embrace your inner hippie. Meditate, take nature walks (but watch out for Weeping Angels), inhale, exhale, nap, and keep a dream journal handy (but no, dreaming of being chased by Daleks doesn't count as a prophecy).
Remember to get plenty of sleep during this transit. Go to bed early, like when the sun is still up (even Daleks need their beauty sleep). Use this period to tap into the deep wisdom of the cosmos. And remember, as always...keep calm and EXTERMINATE!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 12' 53", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2941806174km away and receding.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 09' 07", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4597736593km away and receding.
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 44' 19", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5363899165km away and approaching.
Alright folks, dust off your lab coats and fetch your tie-dye shirts because Pluto, the bad boy rockstar of our solar system, is jamming in Aquarius now. And if you think this is just another average planetary alignment, then guess what, you're as wrong as a cat trying to bark. It's like Bob Dylan of the cosmos, strumming his guitar, and singing 'The times they are a-changin'.
When we talk about Pluto, we aren't discussing your grandma's recipe change, oh no! We're talking 'Soap Opera level' drama - death, rebirth, identity crisis, the whole shebang! That little iceball, 5363919129.311326981km away (nobody likes a show-off, Pluto), is all about shaking things up, turning us inside out, and making room for something new. It's like spring cleaning, but for your soul.
Now, add the 'Steve Jobs' of the zodiac, Aquarius, to the mix and voila! You've got a cosmic cocktail with a punch that could send humanity into a whole new era. We're talking mind-blowing advancements in science, tech, and even space travel (Pluto, we're coming for you!). But hold onto your hats, because it's not just about gadgets and gizmos. This transit could also usher in a tidal wave of humanitarianism and civil rights movements. Picture a world where the cool kids are those thinking about others, where governments are playing nice, forming alliances instead of throwing tantrums. Sounds like a sci-fi utopia, right? Well, buckle up, because it's happening!
On the home front, Pluto in Aquarius is like a cosmic life coach, encouraging us to rethink ourselves and our roles. It's asking us to be less 'me, me, me' and more 'we, we, we'. It's not easy, I know. It's like trying to switch from coffee to herbal tea - a serious lifestyle change. But hey, that's the tune Pluto in Aquarius is playing. So, are you ready to dance?
So, dear stargazers, remember, this isn't your regular planetary shindig. It's a transformative cosmic party, and we're all on the guest list. Let
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 24 Aqu 01' 43" |
Moon | 10 Ari 23' 53" |
Mercury | 12 Aqu 46' 35" |
Venus | 25 Cap 47' 15" |
Mars | 00 Aqu 00' 29" |
Jupiter | 08 Tau 44' 38" |
Saturn | 07 Pis 52' 52" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 12' 53" |
Neptune | 26 Pis 09' 07" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 44' 19" |
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