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Solar activity returned to low levels. Region 3599 (S12W55, Dai/beta-gamma-delta) produced nearly all of the appreciable flare activity during the period. This region continued to evolve as it neared the west limb, gaining additional intermediate spots while maintaining its delta configuration. The remaining three active regions continued to decay. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected diminishing influence from a negative polarity CH HSS. Total magnetic field strength was at or below 5 nT, Bz turned predominantly north, and solar wind speeds averaged around 425 km/s. Phi angle was in a mostly negative orientation until approximately 11/1110 UTC when it switched to a positive orientation through the remainder of the period.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aries, at 18 degrees, 50' 26", at a velocity of 14.9 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.2 days old. It is 365842.9 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
The Sun
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 22 Pis 09' 59", and is 148663448km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon will change from Aries to Taurus in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 18 Ari 50' 26", and is 360675km away and receding.Mercury
Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 03 Ari 59' 45", moving at 1.89 degrees per day, and is 181765627km away and approaching.
Pull up your socks, cosmic wanderers! Our pint-sized celestial buddy, Mercury, has just parked itself in the fiery realm of Aries. The fast and furious combo is a bit like Spock trying to learn the Cha-Cha — it's going to be quick, it's going to be direct and it's not going to wait for anyone who's dawdling.
Imagine a turbo-charged brain with an itchy accelerator foot. That's us under this transit. We're all set to ditch the reruns and go for the premieres instead. Why rehash old thoughts when we can invent new ones? It's like swapping out your vintage Star Trek VHS tapes for the 4K remastered Blu-rays. Yes, folks, it's that exciting!
Expect to find yourself suddenly fluent in the language of confidence. Mercury in Aries is like your personal universal translator, helping you say exactly what's on your mind. But beware, fellow trekkies, this isn't the time for diplomacy à la Captain Picard. Our truth serum infused words might ruffle some feathers, especially when the situation calls for a little more tact and a little less 'phaser set to stun'.
On the upside, this cosmic alliance between Mercury and Aries could turn you into a veritable idea-factory. Think Scotty in the engine room during a Red Alert, but with insights instead of dilithium crystals. These lightbulb moments might vanish faster than a Romulan cloaking device, so grab them before they warp out of sight.
So gear up, space cadets! It's time to boldly think where no one has thought before. Clear skies and full speed ahead!
Venus
Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 00 Pis 26' 17", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 232033366km away and receding.
Mars
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 21 Aqu 39' 27", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 324086790km away and approaching.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 13 Tau 20' 52", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 832102793km away and receding.
Hold onto your crystals, folks, because Jupiter just moonwalked into Taurus and is ready to party. Now, you may be thinking, "What on Earth does that mean?" No worries, I'm here to tell you it's less about the weird science and more about the cosmic high-five you've got coming your way.
Jupiter, our solar system’s resident Mr. Know-It-All, is getting cozy with Taurus, the zodiac's premier couch potato. Basically, this is the universe's way of saying, "Hey, all those deep thoughts and life-changing epiphanies you're looking for? They're in the last place you'd think to look - inside you!" So, put down that self-help book, switch off your motivational podcast, and let's get down to business.
With Jupiter in Taurus, it's not just about dreams anymore, it's about making them reality. Like a celestial to-do list, Jupiter's energy combined with Taurus' stubbornness are here to help you tick off the 'I'll do that someday' items. So, whether it's starting that organic kale farm or finally learning Klingon, now's the time to do it!
But wait, there’s more! Jupiter in Taurus is also about to become your personal finance guru. It's like having Warren Buffet and a lucky penny all rolled into one - only without the awkward lunch dates. With Jupiter, the planet of good vibes and fortune, joining forces with Taurus, the zodiac's own Gordon Gekko, your bank account might just start looking a lot healthier.
Now, Taurus does have a tendency to enjoy life's pleasures, often confusing 'need' with 'want'. And with Jupiter, the cosmic Santa Claus, in the mix, it's like having a super-sized shopping cart in a universe-wide clearance sale. So, while it's cool to indulge, remember not to go too wild. After all, you don't want to end up with buyer’s remorse on a galactic scale.
So, folks, it's time to embrace your inner wisdom, make those dreams a reality, and potentially improve your financial situation. Just remember to keep it real and enjoy the ride. Jupiter in Taurus is here for a good time, not a long time!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 11 Pis 17' 02", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1599376140km away and approaching.
Alright, space cadets, let's talk about Saturn in Pisces, a cosmic dance that's got the Master of Rules shimmying his way through the zodiac's dreamiest sign. It's like if Yoda decided to take ballet lessons. Unusual? Sure. But oh boy, is it going to be fruitful!
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Star-Gazing Guru, I'm just trying to Netflix and chill!" Well, dear reader, you might want to put down the popcorn and pick up a notepad, because the universe is serving up some serious life coaching. With Saturn in Pisces, it's time to look inward, deep into that swirling nebula of dreams and aspirations. Ever wanted to write a book? Or start your own vegan cheese shop? Now's the time to plan, strategize, and sketch out those detailed blueprints for your interstellar cruiser... er, I mean, business.
But don't expect this cosmic coupling to be all sunshine and moonbeams. When Saturn starts poking around your inner dreamscape, it can feel a bit like being audited by an accountant who moonlights as a psychologist. You might want to hang a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your psyche, but good luck with that. Saturn is like a cosmic parent who just discovered you've been hiding candy wrappers (or failed math tests) under your bed. The key here is to be open, take a deep breath, and listen to the advice. Who knows, Saturn's nagging might just be the push you need to turn dreams into reality.
With all this mental power-play, don't be surprised if you find yourself tossing and turning at night. It's like your brain's hosting a rave and forgot to give you the memo. Stay calm, my stargazing friends! This is the perfect time for some good old fashioned self-care. Meditate, take long walks among nature (or the local comic book store), and make sure to catch some Z's. Heck, go to bed early, let Saturn tuck you in, and see what dreams may come. Just have a dream journal ready. You never know when the Master of Rules will turn into the Master of Revelations.
To sum it up, Saturn in Pisces might feel like you've been thrown into
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 56' 46", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3008988108km away and receding.
Alright folks, get ready for a wild cosmic ride because Uranus, the celestial rebel, has parked its behind in the comfy, plush armchair of Taurus. Now, let's not forget, Taurus is as stubborn as a mule who's just discovered it's accidentally wandered into a lion's den. It likes its routine like Sheldon Cooper likes his spot on the couch. But Uranus? It's the universe’s version of an adrenaline junkie, always seeking out the next big thrill! So, imagine the scenario: we have the epitome of stability and status quo getting a visit from the god of sudden change and revolution. It's like inviting a tornado to a tea party!
Taurus has a thing for money. It’s like Scrooge McDuck swimming in his pile of coins. But with Uranus doing a seven-year residency, we might see some pretty zany shifts. Picture bitcoin suddenly becoming accepted at your local grocery store, or banks deciding to operate solely through telepathy. The housing and stock markets could turn into one giant game of Monopoly, where everything you thought you knew about finances gets flipped on its head.
Now, on a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to declutter our financial lives. Debts, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages – all these money leeches that have us in a chokehold are about to get a reality check. It's like we're Frodo and Uranus is Gandalf, telling us we can't simply walk into Mordor without changing our attitude towards gold rings and material possessions.
During this transit, we better buckle up and brace for a seismic shift in our monetary perspectives. We might not have a say in this – Uranus didn’t drop by just for tea and biscuits. It's here to shake things up, and digging in our heels won’t stop this cosmic whirlwind. But hey, remember, even after the wildest rollercoaster ride, you end up with a goofy photo and an unforgettable experience. By the end of it, we might find ourselves sitting on a much more stable financial ground. Embrace it, folks! Because as they say, "change is the only constant," especially when Uranus is in town!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 09' 43", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621312759km away and receding.
Well, stargazers, grab your cosmic swimwear because Neptune has plunged headfirst into the dreamy seas of Pisces. We're talking 4.6 billion kilometers away headfirst! Talk about dedication to a cannonball!
Neptune, the cosmic dreamer, is doing the backstroke in the celestial waters of Pisces, blurring boundaries and stirring up our deepest emotions like a big cosmic blender. As the two celestial bodies do their cosmic tango, we're served a unique cocktail of insights - a dash of clarity, a jigger of unity, and a slice of self-realization. Suddenly, we see how silly it is to fight over the last slice of pizza or whose turn it is to take out the trash. Unity and togetherness start to sparkle brighter than your favorite pair of galaxy leggings.
This astral alignment is like your personal invitation to contribute to the grand cosmic potluck. We all have something to bring to the table, whether it's your famous seven-layer dip of ideas, or a big, juicy pie of dreams for a better world. And hey, no one's going to turn down a good casserole of kindness either.
So, while Neptune's doing laps in Pisces, why not take some time to dive deep into your own spiritual seas? Maybe take that yoga class you've been eyeing, or finally set up that zen corner in your living room. You know, the one where you can sip your chai latte and ponder the mysteries of life, the universe, and why socks always disappear in the dryer.
And remember, folks, Neptune in Pisces is here to buoy you up as you navigate these emotional waters. So, dive in! The cosmic water's just fine.
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 29' 36", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5324396996km away and approaching.
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 22 Pis 09' 59" |
Moon | 18 Ari 50' 26" |
Mercury | 03 Ari 59' 45" |
Venus | 00 Pis 26' 17" |
Mars | 21 Aqu 39' 27" |
Jupiter | 13 Tau 20' 52" |
Saturn | 11 Pis 17' 02" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 56' 46" |
Neptune | 27 Pis 09' 43" |
Pluto | 01 Aqu 29' 36" |
The Sun
The Sun
You may feel a need to identify with others, to really understand them, and get closer to them sympathetically. At the same time, you may feel a need to escape from the trials of the world and get into a world of your own. Escaping like this is okay as long as it is done in a positive way, say, through meditation. Escaping by means of alcohol or drugs could be dangerous. Even though you may be tempted, do not give in to a desire to avoid all duty and responsibility today. Do not run away. Face things squarely. Be on guard for trickery.
Mars
Jupiter