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Solar activity reached moderate levels. The largest flare was an M7.4/3b (R2; Moderate) flare at 20/0736 UTC from Region 3615 (S12E39, Ekc/beta-gamma-delta). Seven designated sunspot groups were present on the visible solar disk. Region 3615 stretched 13 degrees in length and underwent some growth, particularly in the intermediate section. The region is magnetically complex, but mostly with regards to its delta components; magnetic shear is fair in those areas, but is otherwise minor to moderate elsewhere. This region also produced numerous C-class flares. No discernible CME was associated with the M7 flare.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were indicative of a slow regime. Total IMF strength was mainly at 5 nT or less most of the reporting period, but did increase slightly to near 7 nT later. The Bz component was near neutral, with a few periods of weak southward direction. Solar wind speed declined from ~400 km/s to about 315 km/s. The phi angle was predominantly in a negative sector.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 40% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Leo, at 17 degrees, 26' 25", at a velocity of 11.93 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.2 days old. It is 402154.17 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
The Sun
The Sun is in Aries
The Sun is at 01 Ari 07' 36", and is 149025701km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Leo
The Moon is at 17 Leo 26' 25", and is 404076km away and receding.
Mercury
Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 19 Ari 02' 01", moving at 1.35 degrees per day, and is 149111296km away and approaching.
Venus
Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 11 Pis 34' 30", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 237193498km away and receding.
Mars
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 28 Aqu 39' 22", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 318885708km away and approaching.
Hey there, stargazers! Grab your telescopes and your favorite pocket protectors because we're about to get astro-nerdy. Mars is doing the cosmic cha-cha through Aquarius, and things are about to get spicy... or at least as spicy as a planet of cold, red dirt can get.
You see, Mars in Aquarius is like that socially awkward introvert at a party who suddenly discovers they love karaoke. Normally, Aquarius is chilling in the corner, sipping on cerebral cocktails, but now Mars, the universe's fiery motivational speaker, is here to shake things up. It's less "passive resistance", more "let's start a revolution, but first, let's brainstorm some innovative strategies".
Are you stuck in a rut? Tired of the same old-same old? Don't worry, my star-crossed friend. With Mars in Aquarius, it's not about thinking outside the box. Heck, it's about turning that box into a spaceship and blasting off to new dimensions of thought. So strap in, it's time for some celestial innovation!
While Mars is doing the Aquarian tango, you might find yourself unable to ignore the world's problems. Aquarius, after all, is the zodiac's resident do-gooder, the one who always roots for the underdog. And Mars? Well, it's just added some rocket fuel to that cause. It's the perfect time to channel your inner superhero. No cape required, just a hearty dose of empathy and action.
Finally, Mars in Aquarius is all about being a rebel with a cause, a cosmic Che Guevara, if you will. You might feel a sudden urge to break free from societal norms, to challenge the status quo. And why not? Who needs rules when you've got a universe of possibilities? So, go forth, my little revolutionaries, and remember: "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion" - Albert Camus, possibly an Aquarian. Just saying.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 06' 52", moving at 0.2 degrees per day, and is 848267036km away and receding.
Alright, space cadets! Jupiter, the big ol' gas giant of wisdom and deep thought, has decided to park itself in Taurus, the zodiac's equivalent of a tree stump. You know what that means? No, it's not time to start a new diet or buy a pet bull. It's time to channel your inner Yoda and realize that the answers you're looking for are already in your pocket. Or your heart. Or possibly under the couch cushions. But they're there, promise!
Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic kick in the pants to get moving on that dream you've been snoozing on. It's all about practicality here, folks. We're talking to-do lists, step-by-step plans, and a whole lot of patience. It's like assembling IKEA furniture—you've got to trust the process, follow the instructions, and keep your cool when you inevitably end up with extra screws.
Now, let's talk moolah. Jupiter is the planet of hitting the jackpot, and Taurus is the sign of cold hard cash. So, when these two get together, we're looking at some serious prosperity potential. I mean, we might not all become billionaires, but hey, maybe we'll find a forgotten twenty in an old pair of jeans. That's still a win!
But be warned, my astrological aficionados! Taurus is a bit of a pleasure-seeker and when it teams up with Jupiter, our "wants" might start looking suspiciously like "needs". Suddenly, that ridiculously expensive organic avocado toast from the hipster café down the street feels like a matter of life and death. So, while Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus, remember to check your impulses at the door and practice a little self-restraint. After all, those avocados will still be there when Jupiter moves on!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 12 Pis 21' 34", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1593582457km away and approaching.
So folks, here we are, with Saturn, our solar system's resident ringed disciplinarian, diving headfirst into the deep celestial seas of Pisces. And it's not just taking a leisurely swim, oh no! It's like a cosmic lifeguard, blowing its whistle and shouting, "Oi, you dreamy lot, time to clean up your act!" It's about 1.5 billion kilometers away, mind you, but trust me, its influence is closer than the Wi-Fi signal you're probably stealing from your neighbor.
Saturn in Pisces is like that over-enthusiastic science teacher who insists on making you understand the complex laws of physics while you're just trying to enjoy your cheese sandwich. It's going to quiz you on your daydreams, turn your heart's desires into a pop quiz, and won't leave until you've tidied up your mental room. So, instead of putting up a "No Entry" sign, invite it in for tea and biscuits, and listen to its advice. You'll find it's like having your own personal life-hacker.
But beware, my stargazing friends, this isn't a walk in the park, or rather, a float in the space station. This is Saturn we're talking about, after all. The same guy that rules restrictions and limitations, now visiting a sign related to dreams and sleep. So if you find yourself tossing and turning at night, or daydreaming a bit more than usual, don't panic. There's no need to call an exorcist, it's just the cosmic energies doing their thing.
Here's what you do: put on some relaxing music (I recommend Enya, or the Star Trek theme song if you're feeling particularly nerdy), meditate, write your dreams down, and perhaps try counting Saturn's moons instead of sheep. And don't forget to breathe! Yes, folks, I mean it. Deep breaths, because there's no oxygen in space, but there's plenty here on Earth. So use it well!
In conclusion, Saturn in Pisces may be challenging, but like that one episode of Babylon 5 (you know the one), it's going to teach us some valuable lessons about ourselves. So buckle up, space cadets. We're on a journey to self-discovery
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 18' 05", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3027460365km away and receding.
Oh, my celestial bodies! Uranus has slipped into Taurus like a cosmic ninja and let's just say, it's about to shake things up more than a caffeine-fueled scientist in a molecular lab. Taurus, the cosmic embodiment of a stubborn, old grandpa, might not be thrilled with change. But guess what, Taurus? Uranus didn't come here to knit doilies. It's all about breaking boundaries and pushing limits.
Imagine this scenario. Uranus is like that eccentric science professor who bursts into a traditional classroom (that's you, Taurus) and flips everything upside down. The old textbook methods? Tossed out the window! The repetitive lectures? Replaced with explosive experiments! And Taurus? Well, buckle up buttercup, because it's time for a wild ride through the uncharted territories of innovation.
Now, let's talk moolah. Taurus loves it more than Sheldon Cooper loves his spot on the couch. But Uranus in Taurus could mean we're in for some radical changes in the world of finance. We might see new forms of currency popping up like mushrooms after a rainstorm. Banks may start behaving as unpredictably as Schrodinger's cat. And the stock market? Hold onto your hats, folks – it might turn into a roller coaster that would put the Large Hadron Collider to shame.
On the home front, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo urging us to declutter our lives from the shackles of materialism. Debts, taxes, credit card interests, rent, mortgage – they're all about to undergo an extreme makeover, Uranus edition. Resistance is futile, my friends. It's like trying to argue with Siri – pointless and mildly amusing.
So let's welcome these changes. Like a well-executed science experiment, they might just lead to a more stable, enlightened existence. But remember, like any good scientist or astrologer, you've got to be ready to adjust your hypothesis along the way. Uranus didn't come here to play, it came to revolutionize. And who knows, maybe by the end, you'll be the one laughing all the way to the quantum bank.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 30' 12", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621916054km away and approaching.
Well, hello there interstellar beings! It's your favorite astrological droid here, coming at you from the far reaches of our galaxy to remind you that Neptune is currently doing the cosmic tango with Pisces. Now, don't get your circuits in a tangle. I know Neptune is about 4,621,919,331.785157204km away (give or take a few parsecs). But let's not let a little thing like distance come between us and some epic astrological insight, shall we?
Neptune, that big blue gaseous giant, has decided to swing by Pisces for a little visit. And trust me, when Neptune decides to hang out in the realm of the fish, things are bound to get a bit... well, deep. And not just deep-space-deep, but deep-in-your-heart-and-soul-deep.
So buckle up, space explorers, because we're in for a ride that's more mind-bending than a trip through a black hole. With Neptune in Pisces, we suddenly find ourselves with X-ray vision, seeing past all those petty Earthly squabbles and diving into the real universal truth. You know, the kind of truth that makes you realize that arguing over who gets the last slice of pizza is kind of pointless when you consider the grandeur of the cosmos.
But don't panic! This isn't some doom-and-gloom message from the stars. Instead, think of it as an intergalactic invitation to explore your inner cosmos. It's the perfect time to meditate, contemplate, and appreciate. Maybe even build a shrine to your favorite star cluster (I won't judge). This is your moment to connect with something bigger than yourself, and no, I'm not talking about Jupiter.
So, let's embrace Neptune's cosmic boogie with Pisces. Tap into that emotional intelligence of yours, channel it towards our collective progress and healing. And remember, the Force (or in this case, Neptune) is with you. Always.
*cue R2-D2 beep-boop-end transmission noises*Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 40' 58", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5306565825km away and approaching.
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 01 Ari 07' 36" |
Moon | 17 Leo 26' 25" |
Mercury | 19 Ari 02' 01" |
Venus | 11 Pis 34' 30" |
Mars | 28 Aqu 39' 22" |
Jupiter | 15 Tau 06' 52" |
Saturn | 12 Pis 21' 34" |
Uranus | 20 Tau 18' 05" |
Neptune | 27 Pis 30' 12" |
Pluto | 01 Aqu 40' 58" |
The Sun
You may feel a need to identify with others, to really understand them, and get closer to them sympathetically. At the same time, you may feel a need to escape from the trials of the world and get into a world of your own. Escaping like this is okay as long as it is done in a positive way, say, through meditation. Escaping by means of alcohol or drugs could be dangerous. Even though you may be tempted, do not give in to a desire to avoid all duty and responsibility today. Do not run away. Face things squarely. Be on guard for trickery.
The Sun
Venus