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Solar activity was at high levels. The strongest event of the period was an M2.7 flare (R1/Minor) at 24/0218 UTC from Region 3615 (S13W14, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta). The region remained the most complex on the disk and was responsible for numerous low-level M-class X-ray events over the past 24 hours. Despite its favorable location, no Earth-directed CMEs were associated with any of the flares.
NOAA reports a Minor Solar Storm! Retrograde effects are moderately increased. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters reflected the transition from the influence of a negative polarity CH HSS to the onset of a coronal mass ejection (CME) that left the Sun on 23 Mar. Elevated solar wind speeds around 500-550 km/s were observed until 24/1411 UTC when an interplanetary shock marked the arrival of the CME. Solar wind speeds abruptly increased to ~800 km/s and remained between ~750-850 km/s through the end of the period. Total magnetic field strength increased from lows of 5 nT to a peak of 32 nT at 24/1605 UTC. The sheath of the CME transitioned to the driver at 24/1822 UTC. The Bz component reached the further southward with -27 nT at 24/1510 UTC. At the time of this writing, the Bz component of the driver has been entirely oriented northward.
There is a 1% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 30% chance of a moderate event, and a 50% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Libra, at 04 degrees, 47' 21", at a velocity of 11.85 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 14.7 days old. It is 404702.33 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
The Sun
The Sun is in Aries
The Sun is at 05 Ari 05' 35", and is 149193274km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon is at 04 Lib 47' 21", and is 405423km away and approaching.
Mercury
Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 23 Ari 37' 49", moving at 0.93 degrees per day, and is 132893783km away and approaching.
Engage, my celestial stargazers! Mercury has set a course for Aries, and there's no warp speed limit in sight. At a distance of a mere 133098526.038157761km (give or take a few decimal places), this celestial journey is one of impatience and restlessness, much like the time I had to explain the theory of relativity to a Tribble.
Astrologically speaking, with Mercury in Aries, we're all going to be about as subtle as a phaser set to kill. Aries waits for no one, not even Q. So, prepare yourselves to charge ahead and boldly tackle new challenges, just like facing a Borg cube with a single Starfleet vessel.
With Mercury in Aries, it's like having the universal translator set to "No Filter." It's the perfect time to open hailing frequencies and say what's on your mind. But remember, diplomacy is the order of the day in the United Federation of Planets. So, use that newfound assertiveness wisely, or you might find yourself negotiating peace treaties with a grumpy Klingon.
When Mercury and Aries team up, it's like a Vulcan mind-meld with Einstein. Expect flashes of insight brighter than a supernova, and innovative ideas that would make even Data's positronic brain whirr. But don't dilly-dally! These bursts of brilliance are as fleeting as a Redshirt's life expectancy. So, grab that inspiration like it's the last piece of pecan pie at a Starfleet banquet.
So, my friends, set your phasers to 'innovate', engage your warp drives, and boldly go where no thought has gone before.
Venus
Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 16 Pis 31' 19", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 239344653km away and receding.
Mars
Mars is in Pisces
Mars is prograde at 01 Pis 46' 06", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 316583053km away and approaching.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 55' 60", moving at 0.21 degrees per day, and is 854856465km away and receding.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 12 Pis 49' 40", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1590068943km away and approaching.
Alright folks, grab your telescopes and dream journals because Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, has just RSVP'd to Pisces' pool party. Now, you might be thinking, "A stern planet like Saturn at a chill-out Pisces shindig? That's as out of place as The Terminator at a yoga retreat!"
Well, don't worry, Saturn isn't there to harsh Pisces' mellow. It's more like Saturn is that one friend who shows up to the party with an organizer and a planner, ready to give everybody life advice whether they asked for it or not. Yes, Saturn, we get it, you're the 'Master of Rules' but this is Pisces' domain - a place where dreams are born and the imagination runs wild.
So, instead of confiscating our daydreams like a stern school headmaster, Saturn in Pisces is going to ask us to turn those dreams into reality. I'm talking business plans, budgets, and loan applications. All the fun stuff, right? Well, as much as we'd love to hide behind a giant "Stay Out of My Room" sign, this is the perfect time to let Saturn in and start turning our wildest dreams into achievable goals.
But, hold onto your horoscopes, because Saturn in Pisces can also spike our anxiety levels, mess with our sleep, and give us more restless nights than a double bill of horror movies. And, no, binging on late-night sci-fi flicks is not the solution here (as tempting as a Terminator marathon might be).
Instead, it's time to embrace some Piscean peace and tranquility. Meditate, take a stroll through nature, breathe deeply, or even take a nap—just make sure you have your dream journal ready for any cosmic insights. And remember, there's no shame in hitting the hay early to let your mind relax and recharge.
So, as Saturn continues its prograde journey through Pisces, just remember: dreams + discipline = destiny. Now, get out there and show the cosmos what you're made of!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 28' 28", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3034972428km away and receding.
Well folks, grab your pocket protectors and brace yourselves because Uranus is in Taurus. Oh, I see you Taurus, comfy in your cozy routine, basking in the tried-and-true. Guess what? Uranus, the astrological equivalent of a mad scientist on a caffeine buzz, has rolled into town. Uh-oh! The planet of change is crashing Taurus' 'keep things as they are' party. Talk about a cosmic clash!
But don't fret, my stubbornly stable Taurean friends. Change can be good, like when you finally switch from flared jeans to skinny ones and realize you've been living a lie all these years. That's Uranus for you, always ready to shake things up.
Now, Taurus is the Bill Gates of the zodiac - they know their dollars and cents. So, with Uranus in Taurus, we're looking at some serious Monopoly game changes in finance. We're talking new currency here, maybe Bitcoin will finally get that family reunion it's been dreaming of. Banks might just become as outdated as a rotary phone. And stock markets? They'll be on a rollercoaster ride, and not the fun kind.
Uranus in Taurus is not just about global economic reform, though. It's also about your personal relationship with money. You know, those pesky things like debt, taxes, rent, and that shiny new credit card burning a hole in your pocket. Uranus is here to play financial therapist. It's shouting "Let it go!" like a cosmic Elsa and urging us to rethink our materialistic ways.
So, no more digging in your heels, Taurus. It's time to embrace change, even if it feels like trying to hug a cactus. Remember, Uranus is not here to wreak havoc (okay, maybe a little), it's here to liberate us. And the changes it brings can lead us to greater stability. So buckle up, buttercups. We're all in for one heck of a cosmic ride!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 39' 16", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621079033km away and approaching.
Greetings, intergalactic friends! Have you ever looked up at the night sky and thought, "What's Neptune up to these days?" Well, for those out of the astrological loop, our chilly, distant buddy Neptune has decided to take a leisurely swim in the constellation Pisces. This isn't just a casual doggy paddle - we're talking about a full-blown, high-dive plunge into the depths of emotional waters. Now, I know what you're thinking, "That's approximately 4,621,086,762.215121269km away from my current Netflix binge." But, don't you worry, I've got the deets right here.
Picture this: You're underwater, surrounded by an ethereal mist that’s more cosmic nebula than sea fog. Suddenly, a lightbulb moment! All those petty squabbles with your boss, your cat's passive-aggressive behavior, even that cryptic text from your ex... they all seem so insignificant now. The universe is vast, and your place in it is to contribute to the grand cosmic tapestry, not get hung up on trivialities. As if guided by some celestial compass, the path to unity and peace becomes as clear as a Vulcan's logic.
So, how can you, dear earthling, navigate these Neptunian waters? Firstly, take a deep dive into yourself. What gifts do you possess? What unique ideas or dreams have been orbiting your mind? Now's the time to tap into the collective cosmic consciousness and share these offerings. But remember, no man (or woman, or non-binary individual) is an island, or in our case, a solitary planet. We’re all in this galactic dance together.
Feeling a little out of your depth? Fear not! There's never been a better time to enroll in Jedi Mind Training 101 or build that TARDIS-inspired meditation space you've been dreaming about. Neptune in Pisces is your celestial cheerleader, encouraging you to explore your spiritual side and share your findings with the rest of the universe.
So, put on your astrological snorkel and prepare to dive deep! With Neptune in Pisces, the cosmos aren't just the final frontier, they're the ultimate healing spa retreat. Engage!
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 45' 24", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5298044941km away and approaching.
Okay folks, buckle up and strap on your space helmets because Pluto, that icy dwarf planet we all love to underestimate, has decided to crash the Aquarius party. Now, don't panic, but this might just be the celestial equivalent of your eccentric Uncle Bob showing up unannounced at your meticulously planned dinner party.
You see, Pluto isn't just about small changes, oh no. This isn't your Aunt Mildred's new hairdo. This is full-scale, rip-it-up-and-start-again transformation. Pluto is that guy at the party who, after one too many cosmic cocktails, suggests a game of Truth or Dare, and suddenly everyone's revealing their deepest secrets and doing the Macarena in their underwear.
Meanwhile, Aquarius is over there, busy being the progressive idealist, dreaming of space travel, hoverboards, and universal Wi-Fi coverage. With Pluto gate-crashing, things are going to get interesting. We're talking worldwide shifts in science, technology, and even civil rights. It's like when you're playing a board game, and someone flips the table - things are going to be different.
In your personal life, Pluto in Aquarius might feel like you've been given a cosmic wake-up call from a very persistent alien telemarketer. It’s pushing us to reconsider our GPS coordinates in the universe. Sure, it's natural to think about what's best for us - like whether to eat pizza or salad (spoiler: the answer is always pizza). But what if we started thinking about what's best for the whole planetary team? That's the kind of radical shift this Pluto-Aquarius combo meal is serving up.
So, will we pick up the phone and join this universal conference call? Or will we put it on silent mode and hope the universe leaves us a voicemail? Either way, make sure you're ready for some cosmic surprises!
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 05 Ari 05' 35" |
Moon | 04 Lib 47' 21" |
Mercury | 23 Ari 37' 49" |
Venus | 16 Pis 31' 19" |
Mars | 01 Pis 46' 06" |
Jupiter | 15 Tau 55' 60" |
Saturn | 12 Pis 49' 40" |
Uranus | 20 Tau 28' 28" |
Neptune | 27 Pis 39' 16" |
Pluto | 01 Aqu 45' 24" |
The Sun
The Sun
Venus
Venus