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29 March, 2024


The Sun

Solar activity reached high levels. Region 3615 (S13W69, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) produced the strongest events of the period, an X1.1/3b flare (R3 - Strong) at 28/2101 UTC and two impulsive M-class flares; an M7.1/1n flare (R2-Moderate) at 28/0629 UTC and an M6.1 flare (R2) at 28/1556 UTC. The region continued to develop and added area to its trailer spots while maintaining multiple deltas in the intermediate and trailer portion of the group. The remaining numbered regions were mostly stable or in decay.

The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.

Solar wind parameters returned to nominal levels. Total magnetic field strength was below 5 nT. Solar wind speeds ended the period near ~400 km/s. Phi angle was predominantly negative.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.


The Moon

The waning moon is currently in Scorpio, at 22 degrees, 59' 55", at a velocity of 12.36 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.4 days old. It is 393285.02 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.


Planetary Information

Pluto

The Sun

The Sun is in Aries

The Sun is at 09 Ari 03' 01", and is 149365405km away and receding.

Pluto

The Moon

The Moon is in Scorpio

The Moon will change from Scorpio to Sagittarius in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 22 Sco 59' 55", and is 396460km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Scorpio

Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts because the Moon, our celestial night light, is cruising at a cool 396,646.803397483km in the astrological fast lane of Scorpio. Oh yeah, baby! Things are about to get deep, mysterious and a little bit spicy - just like grandma's secret salsa recipe. Now, if you're not familiar with Scorpio, my star-loving friends, just imagine Darth Vader having a jam session with Sherlock Holmes. It's all about power, intellect, and a dash of drama. It's like a cosmic episode of "Game of Thrones" up there and we are all invited to watch it unfold. But don't get too comfy in your moonlit Scorpio saga because, in the next 24 hours, our lunar buddy is packing its bags and hitching a ride to Sagittarius. Yes, indeed! The moon is on the move faster than a politician changing their stance during an election year. So, what does this mean for you? Well, it's like when you switch from a deep, brooding movie to an adventure-filled blockbuster. Expect life to shift from intense emotionality to a desire for exploration, faster than you can say "Beam me up, Scotty!" So, buckle up, buttercups! It's time to ride this cosmic rollercoaster. The universe is playing a high-stakes game and we're all rolling the dice. But remember, no matter where the moon moves or how many kilometers are between us, always keep your sense of humor. After all, laughter is the best cosmic energy boost. And as they say in Star Trek, "Live long and prosper!" Or in our case, "Live weird and wander!" Keep stargazing, folks!

Pluto

Mercury

Mercury is in Aries

Mercury is prograde at 26 Ari 24' 12", moving at 0.45 degrees per day, and is 117724812km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Aries

Mercury In Aries: The Prograde Party!

Alright, cosmic comrades, strap on your celestial seatbelts, because our speedy little friend Mercury has taken a joyride into the fiery realms of Aries! This is like Spock deciding to grow out his bangs and pick up competitive salsa dancing. It's unexpected, a little chaotic, but hey - it might just be the kind of shake-up we need right now.

Mercury in Aries is like a caffeinated tribble on a mission – it’s all about go, go, go! The universe doesn't have a pause, rewind, or replay button, so neither should we. Think of this transit as your cosmic permission slip to move onto the next thing without overanalyzing the past like a Vulcan with a chess problem.

Communication? Oh, we're opening up those lines like Scotty beaming up crew members. You'll find that words are leaving your mouth faster than a photon torpedo, and you'll have the guts to say exactly what you think and feel. But remember, even though Aries is the sign of 'me,' don't forget about the 'we.' Cooperation, compromise, and sensitivity are still key, unless you want to boldly go where no friend has gone before... the doghouse.

Mercury in Aries also supercharges our brain cells, turning us into courageous innovators and risk takers. Got a problem that's been hovering around like an annoying Romulan Warbird? Expect flashes of insight to help you blast through any obstacles. Don’t second-guess yourself. Like a Starfleet officer making a split-second decision, your first thoughts are often your best ones during this transit. Catch this inspiration as fast as you can, because in the Aries universe, these bursts of brilliance are as fleeting as a redshirt's lifespan on an away mission.

So, folks, while Mercury is in Aries, get ready for warp-speed wisdom, tongue-in-cheek talks, and lightning-fast ideas. It's a thrilling cosmic journey, but remember - even in space, it's important to laugh, love, and live long and prosper!

Pluto

Venus

Venus is in Pisces

Venus is prograde at 21 Pis 28' 03", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 241405911km away and receding.

Venus Is In Pisces

Venus in Pisces: Love in The Time of Quantum Physics

Ahoy space travelers! Buckle up your cosmic seat belts because Venus, our resident celestial diva, has checked into the dreamy waters of Pisces. And let me tell you, she's not just floating aimlessly like a piece of space debris. Oh no, she's in full-on prograde mode, which for us Earthlings translates to "forward march" or in this case, "forward swim." Now, what does this mean for you? Well, if love were a science experiment, Venus in Pisces is like adding a pinch of fairy dust to a beaker full of logic and empirical evidence. Suddenly, we're all wearing rose-colored lab goggles, swooning over E=mc², and falling head over heels for Schroedinger's Cat...even though we're not sure if it's dead or alive. But remember folks, while it's fun to theorize about love at light-speed, Venus in Pisces might turn your love radar into a Hubble Space Telescope. You'll start seeing constellations where there are only stars, and galaxies where there's just cosmic dust. So, before you go declaring undying love for that cute barista who spelled your name right on your coffee cup, remember to take off those rose-tinted glasses and give your love particle detector a reality check. But hey, don't let my nerdy cautionary tales dampen your spirits. Remember that supernova in your heart? That's Venus in Pisces reminding you to appreciate the universe of love within your own relationships. It's a cosmic invitation to let go of control and dive into the black hole of intimacy. (Just make sure it's not a wormhole leading to another dimension. That’s a whole different astrological transit.) On the material plane, Venus in Pisces is less "show me the money" and more "show me the meaning." If you've been pondering monetizing that side-hustle of knitting quantum physics-themed scarves, now's the time to do it. But remember, Venus in Pisces would rather you donate a few to a good cause than hoard all the cosmic cash. In conclusion, while Venus is doing her Piscean waltz, remember to balance romance with reality, intimacy with independence, and generosity with practicality. And if things get a tad confusing - don't panic! After all, we're just stardust swirling in the cosmic dance

Pluto

Mars

Mars is in Pisces

Mars is prograde at 04 Pis 52' 53", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 314287645km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Pisces

Hello, fellow cosmic voyagers! Now, I know what you're thinking: "What on Earth does Mars being in Pisces mean for me?" Well, grab your towel and let's dive into the universe’s soup bowl of mysteries together. First things first, before you panic and start wondering if you should start wearing your underpants on your head or something equally daft, let me clarify something. Mars is not literally in a giant fish. No, our red neighbor is still exactly 314312316.720215976 kilometers away from us, thank you very much. What we astrologers mean is that, from our earthly perspective, Mars appears to be passing through the constellation of Pisces. It's all relative, as a certain Mr. Einstein once said. Now, being the warlike planet that it is, you'd think Mars would be more at home in, say, Aries, the Rambo of the zodiac. But no, Mars has decided to take a vacation in Pisces, the dreamy artist of the zodiac. Imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger deciding to take up ballet and you're halfway there. So what does this mean for us earthlings? Well, during this transit, you might feel a weird urge to save the world while composing a symphony. You could find yourself passionately arguing about climate change in iambic pentameter. Your drive to conquer the world may be replaced by a desire to paint it in watercolors. The key here is channeling your passions wisely. Like a Jedi with a lightsaber, you need to strike with precision, not just flail about blindly. So pick a cause, any cause, and fight for it with all your might and creativity. Just remember: with great power comes great responsibility... and a great potential for comic mishaps. Speaking of which, this Mars in Pisces transit also gives a cosmic thumbs-up to all forms of artistic expression. It's like the universe is saying, "Go forth and create, my child. Express your innermost self through interpretive dance or macrame, if you must." So bust out those long-forgotten paintbrushes or that dusty guitar in the corner and indulge in some creative self-expression. And remember folks, no matter where Mars decides to vacation next, the universe is an awfully big place. There's room for all of us to shine, whether we're saving the world or just trying to figure out how to play "Stairway to Heaven" on a ukulele

Pluto

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 16 Tau 46' 14", moving at 0.21 degrees per day, and is 861060535km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Alright stargazers, buckle up. Jupiter has just moseyed its way into Taurus and if you're thinking, "What does that mean?" Well, let me break it down for you. It's a bit like when a wise old professor (that's Jupiter) decides to take up residence in a comfy recliner (Taurus). When Jupiter, our celestial guru of wisdom, joins forces with Taurus, the zodiac’s own version of a stubborn couch potato, it’s a bit like having a Zen master living in your living room. It’s a reminder that enlightenment isn’t some far-off destination on a mountaintop – it’s chilling out next to the potted plant and your collection of Star Wars memorabilia. During this cosmic collaboration, we're nudged towards making real progress on our dreams and goals. You'll feel pumped to create practical to-do lists that would make even Spock proud. With Jupiter's go-getter spirit and Taurus’ dogged determination cheering us on, it's time to start checking off those items one by one. Now, when Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus, life can really start rolling in the dough. Jupiter is basically the lottery winner of the solar system, while Taurus is the Wolf of Wall Street. Together, they’re like the cosmic equivalent of finding a forgotten $20 bill in your jeans pocket. It's a good time to give your bank account a once-over and see where you could grow that nest egg. But remember, Taurus is also the zodiac's resident hedonist. This sign enjoys the finer things in life and wouldn't be caught dead in a thrift store. When Jupiter, the planet of "more is more," comes into contact with Taurus, who has never met a luxury it didn't want to roll around in, we may find our wants suddenly masquerading as needs. So, it's our job to channel our inner Vulcan and keep our impulses in check. So there you have it, folks. Jupiter in Taurus. It's like a cosmic invitation to find wisdom in your own backyard, pursue your dreams with gusto, and maybe even strike it rich, while also remembering that all that glitters is not necessarily essential. And remember, the Force is always with you... or in this case, Jupiter.

Pluto

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 13 Pis 17' 19", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1585996914km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Saturn's Excellent Piscean Adventure

Well, gather round, stardust enthusiasts! Our good buddy Saturn, that ginormous gas giant with the impressive bling (I mean, who doesn't love a good ring system amirite?), has decided to take a leisurely jaunt through our dreamy, artsy friend Pisces. It's a bit like watching Spock try to navigate Woodstock. But fear not, as this is a celestial sitcom set for some serious character growth.

So, what's the deal with Saturn in Pisces? Well, it’s time to take those fantastical daydreams of yours, you know the ones I mean - becoming a best-selling author, opening your own organic café, building a fully functioning Dalek out of recycled materials (just me?) - and start plotting their journey into reality. Why? Because Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, is teaming up with Pisces, the zodiac's resident dreamer, to put you on the fast track to manifestation station.

But hold on to your horoscopes, folks! This ain’t no leisurely star trek. Saturn has a knack for asking the hard questions, the ones we’d rather avoid. Like when your computer asks if you really want to delete your browsing history... but for your dreams. This might feel like an alien invasion in your personal space, but remember, Saturn is like the universe's tough-love parent. It may be annoying when they barge in, but they just want to help you clean up your act.

Now, Pisces is the sign of sleep and dreams, and with Saturn crashing the slumber party, you might find yourself more restless than a caffeinated rabbit. So, what's a star-gazer to do? Embrace your inner zen master. Meditate, take a stroll through the forest, practice those deep breaths, heck, even take a nap (just keep that dream journal handy!). And don't be afraid to hit the hay early. Your brain needs some quality downtime to process all these cosmic downloads.

So while this Saturn in Pisces episode might feel more like a cosmic comedy of errors, just remember: it's all part of the journey. Like a good Doctor Who plot twist, it's all leading you towards something amazing. So, buckle up, space cadets! It's going to be a wild ride!

Pluto

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 39' 23", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3042014264km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Uranus is Gatecrashing Taurus' Tea Party

Alright, fellow stargazers, grab your glasses, because Uranus is not just knocking but drop-kicking the door to Taurus' usually calm and serene household. If Taurus were a hobbit, it would be Bilbo Baggins...and Uranus? Well, it's the Gandalf of the cosmos, coming in with a bang, disrupting the Shire's peace and quiet, but ultimately leading us on a grand adventure!

Now, Taurus is a bit like that old granny who still uses a rotary phone and firmly believes in the power of hard cash. It's all about stability, tradition and, oh boy, does it love its money! But here comes Uranus, the hipster cousin, with its Bitcoin wallet and contactless cards, ready to shake things up. We might even witness the birth of "inter-galactic credits" or something equally wild during the seven-year long stay of Uranus in Taurus.

The banking system, as we know it, could be turned upside down. Like a cosmic game of Jenga, Uranus might pull out the wrong block and *bam*, the whole financial sector could teeter. But don't panic! Just remember, even when Bilbo left his comfortable little hobbit hole, he ended up discovering mountains of treasure (and a few dragons along the way).

On the home front, Uranus in Taurus is like Marie Kondo sweeping through your life, urging you to reassess not just your sock drawer, but your entire relationship with material possessions. Got a mountain of debt hanging over you like a dark cloud? Or maybe you're about to sign up for another credit card? Uranus is here to say, "Hold up, let’s rethink this."

So, whether you're ready or not, change is coming. But hey, change can be good, right? Sure, it might feel like you’ve been strapped to a rocket and blasted off into the unknown, but trust me, Uranus wouldn't steer you wrong. Buckle up, stay flexible, and remember: one small step for man could lead to one giant leap towards financial independence and security!

So, my space-faring friends, let's embrace this cosmic shake-up and remember, in the immortal words of the great Douglas Adams, "Don't Panic!"

Pluto

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 48' 16", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4619570725km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Ahoy, Star Gazers! Guess who's in the celestial spotlight? It's Neptune, our very own cosmic dreamer, currently doing the backstroke across the nebulous waters of Pisces. Now, you might be wondering, “But Astro-Nerd, what does it mean for us?” Well, my dear, let me tell you, it’s like being invited to a cosmic pool party, but instead of bringing a floatie, you’re asked to bring your deepest emotional insights and spiritual wisdom. Neptune in Pisces is like having 20/20 vision in a foggy room. Suddenly, all those annoying trivialities, like who left the cap off the toothpaste or why your favorite sci-fi series hasn’t been renewed yet, seem as insignificant as Pluto in the grand scheme of things (Sorry, Pluto, love you really!). Instead, we all start seeing the golden thread that ties us together, highlighting our shared dreams and collective responsibilities. It’s as if the universe has gifted us a pair of unity goggles! This celestial alignment is a call to action, my friends. It’s a metaphysical nudge, urging us to explore our emotional intelligence and spiritual calling. Always wanted to learn about Reiki healing? Go for it! Have a secret desire to build a shrine for your favorite Star Trek characters in your living room? Engage, Captain! This is the perfect time to dive into the deep end of your spiritual pool. Remember, the energy of Neptune in Pisces is like an interstellar cheerleader, encouraging you to share your newfound wisdom with the world. So, don't be shy! Boldly go where no one has gone before and let your inner light shine. For, in the words of a famous Time Lord, "We're all stories in the end, just make it a good one." Happy stargazing!

Pluto

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 49' 26", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5289214113km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Well, my celestial comrades, buckle up because it's time for another interstellar roller coaster ride! You see, our dear, demoted dwarf planet Pluto has decided to pop into Aquarius for a cosmic cuppa. Now, don't panic! Remember, Pluto sitting at a comfy 5,289,263,955.770444870km away means it isn't dropping by for a quick chat and some scones. Now, when we say Pluto is in the sign of transformation, we aren't talking about swapping your regular glasses for contacts or finally parting ways with that embarrassing high school email address. Oh no, we're talking soul-shaking, identity-morphing levels of metamorphosis! Think shedding your human skin and emerging as an enlightened alien, minus the slimy green part. Pair this with Aquarius, who's the poster child for progress, and we've got a powerhouse duo capable of making Marvel superheroes look like playground bullies. Aquarius and Pluto joining hands means we could be on the verge of witnessing changes in technology, science, and space travel that would make even Elon Musk say "Woah, slow down!". On a global scale, we're talking profound shifts in humanitarianism and civil rights. In this cosmic drama, the heroes will be those who can play nice, value others' feelings, and experiences. Governments and systems that have been playing tug-of-war might just start a cosmic game of leapfrog, hopping over past differences to forge alliances that look more Star Trek than World War. In the personal realm, Pluto in Aquarius is urging us to re-evaluate how we view ourselves and our place in the world. It's prodding us to think less "me, myself, and I" and more "us, ourselves, and we". Can we rise to the challenge? Will we transform from solitary earthlings to cosmic citizens? Only time, and the distant dance of Pluto and Aquarius, will tell. So keep an eye on the stars, my friends, and remember to wave at Pluto - it's a long way from home!

Current Planetary Aspects

Current Chart
PlanetPosition
Sun09 Ari 03' 01"
Moon22 Sco 59' 55"
Mercury26 Ari 24' 12"
Venus21 Pis 28' 03"
Mars04 Pis 52' 53"
Jupiter16 Tau 46' 14"
Saturn13 Pis 17' 19"
Uranus20 Tau 39' 23"
Neptune27 Pis 48' 16"
Pluto01 Aqu 49' 26"

Current Planetary Positions

 

Venus

Venus

Venus Sextile Uranus

Unusual, exciting, and unexpected business, social or romantic opportunities can occur now. You are charming, sparkling, witty, and others want you in their company. You exude a certain magnetism that draws people closer to you. Unusual ideas or ways to make money may surface now. You feel free and are happy to be alive. There is a sense of electricity running through you and you feel as if anything could happen. Intuition is strong. Go with it.The ability to get along with–and accept–people from all walks of life as friends is strong with this position. These people can readily see through insincerity in others. In relationships, tolerance is the most important “ingredient” to these people. Their sexual preferences are somewhat unconventional, and they won’t be happy with a partner who tries to limit their sexual expression. They are usually quite capable of maintaining relationships that require a great deal of freedom and tolerance, such as long-distance romances or set-ups in which partners are unable to see each other consistently. Their style in love is somewhat free and breezy, and noncommittal. They quite naturally accept the idea that their partner might need some personal space and freedom.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Venus and Uranus have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Alternate interpretations:Venus sextile Uranus or Venus trine Uranus: *You are open and progressive in your attitudes towards love and romance, and spontaneous and free in your love-expression. You are always willing to experiment and try anything new that your partner suggests, and you enjoy being surprised. A relationship in which both you and your partner have a good deal of freedom and independence will hold your interest much more than a safe, predictable one.#On the physical level you feel the sexual spark in relationships immediately. On the spiritual level you are able to discern facts about their future through the same spark. From Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus in Harmonious Aspect to Uranus: Sextiles – Marlene Dietrich, Gene Hackman, William Blake, Joe Cocker; Trines – Donald Sutherland, Maria Shriver, Arnold Palmer, Molly Ringwald, Jerry Lee Lewis, Barry Gibb, Ron Howard, Carmen Electra, Prince Albert, Lucille Ball.

Jupiter

Jupiter

Jupiter Conjunct Uranus

You have an increased tolerance for all points of view and different ways of life. Your intuition is stimulated to grow at this time. You may experience prophetic dreams. Sudden good financial fortune may come your way. Your life may change and expand in some way, perhaps through foreign travel or metaphysical pursuits. There is a desire to befriend humanity and to make new friends.

Notes about Transits

Mars is all about action, and where Mars is in our chart with transits is a place where we are prepared to stand our ground. Mars transits can be really productive, but they can also be angsty, aggressive, and sometimes come from a place of anger. It's important to pay attention to how you direct that energy. Mars transits can last for up to a couple weeks.
Jupiter transits enhance your life with optimism and forward-thinking, and lasting for about a month, give you plenty of time to take advantage. Bigger and better is Jupiter's way of thinking, and should be yours as well.
Saturn transits, on the other hand, are where we get a major reality check, and if we’re not ready for them, they can be pretty rotten. Of course, if we’re prepared and up to the task, Saturn transits can also bring very well-deserved rewards, too. Saturn transits last a bit longer than Jupiter transits—usually 2 months or so at a time, but with retrograde cycles, you could be looking at the same lessons three times over a 6 month period.
The outer planets, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto last for such a long time that they make long-lasting impacts on our lives. In fact, Neptune and Pluto can last for two to three years! Consider their effects, plan accordingly, and make them part of your life for the better.

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