There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:

Galactic Giggles: Your Weekly Horoscope

Greetings, earthlings! It's time to boldly go where no horoscope has gone before. Strap on your Vulcan logic and Romulan ale, because we're about to traverse the celestial highways. 🚀✨🌌

Mercury in Virgo: This week, our cosmic postal service, Mercury, has decided to set up shop in Virgo. My dear Watson, this is elementary! It means your attention to detail will be sharper than Captain Picard's hairline. Be careful not to become too perfectionist, though. Remember, even the Enterprise had technical issues. #LiveLongAndProsper 🖖

Venus in Leo: Now, Venus is strutting around in Leo like she's the queen of the universe. Expect your love life to heat up faster than a warp core breach. Single? Time to make your move. In a relationship? Prepare for some Klingon-style passion. #SetPhasersToLove 💕🦁

Mars in Libra: Mars in Libra is kind of like Spock at a karaoke bar: a little uncomfortable, but surprisingly good at finding balance. This week, channel your inner diplomat to navigate any conflicts. And remember, it's okay to occasionally sing off-key. #PeaceAndLongLife 🎤⚖️

Jupiter in Taurus: Jupiter, our big friendly giant, is lounging in the luxurious realm of Taurus. It's a prime time for indulgence, so go ahead and order that extra-large pizza with tribble toppings. But don't overdo it, or you'll feel as sluggish as a hibernating Horta. #TreatYourself 🍕🌌

Saturn in Pisces: Saturn's hanging out in the nebulous waters of Pisces, which may make things feel a bit... wibbly-wobbly. Keep calm and Klingon, though - this is your chance to build emotional resilience. #KeepCalmAndKlingon 🐟🌊

Uranus in Taurus: Uranus, our cosmic rebel, is also in Taurus. Expect sudden changes in your

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 02 degrees, 48' 52", at a velocity of 14.28 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. It is 373891.58 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Solar wind parameters decreased to nominal conditions. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 450 km/s to near 410 km/s. Total field ranged from 3-6 nT while the Bz component was between +4/-5 nT. Phi angle was mostly positive.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.