There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Galactic Giggles: Your Nerdy Horoscope
Hey there, celestial souls! So you've been staring up at the sky until your neck hurts and you're wondering what all these planets doing the cha-cha in reverse mean for you? Well, strap in, because it's about to get wilder than a Star Trek convention on free pretzel day.
First off, Mercury and Venus are both kicking back in Sagittarius like two teenagers on a road trip. Both have taken 'YOLO' as their mantra, so expect some spontaneous communications and love interests popping up faster than pop-ups on a sketchy website. Your texts might be more confusing than the plot of Interstellar but hey, it's all part of the fun!
Meanwhile, Mars is making itself at home in Capricorn, and let me tell you, this planet has more ambition than Elon Musk on a caffeine rush. Harness some of that Martian energy and who knows - you might just conquer your own personal Everest. Or at least clean out your fridge.
Jupiter's chilling in Taurus, expanding your comfort zone wider than the Star Wars universe. And Saturn's practicing mindfulness in Pisces, so embrace that inner Zen. Or just binge-watch Netflix. Same thing, right?
Then we have Uranus in Taurus bringing more surprises than a Kinder Egg, and Neptune in Pisces adding a dash of dreamy confusion to the mix. Expect to be as baffled as a flat-earther in a physics class.
And last, but definitely not least, Pluto in Capricorn is shaking things up like a planetary Harlem Shake. Change is coming, my friends, and it's gonna be bigger than Y2K... hopefully with less panic.
So brace yourselves, star gazers. The galaxy's got more twists and turns than a Doctor Who plotline. But remember, in the words of the great Captain Kirk: "Wherever you go, there you are." So make the most of this cosmic rollercoaster ride!
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