There are no planets in retrograde!
Hey there, Astro-Nerds!
Welcome to another episode of 'Planetary Retrograde Politics' - it's like C-SPAN, but with more stardust and less filibustering.
Let's get started folks! Mercury, our cosmic chatterbox, is hanging out in Aquarius. You know what that means? It's time to channel your inner Einstein. Expect sudden flashes of genius, ground-breaking ideas, or a sudden urge to invent the next iPhone. But remember, no texting while driving – even if you're trying to explain the theory of relativity! #MercurialGenius
Venus, the goddess of love herself, is kicking back in Capricorn. In this terrain, she's all about stability, loyalty and long-term commitments. So, if you've been swiping right like a maniac, slow down! Rome wasn't built in a day and neither are true relationships. #VenusInSensibleShoes
Mars, the cosmic warrior, is also in Capricorn. Here, Mars becomes the ultimate celestial project manager. So, buckle up and take charge. And remember, if you can't beat them, confuse them! #MarsInCharge
Jupiter, the planet of expansion and blessings, has taken a vacation in Taurus. This means it's time to indulge yourself! Get that extra scoop of ice cream, or buy those shoes you've been eyeing. Just remember to balance your bank account afterwards. #JupiterSplurge
Meanwhile, Saturn, the taskmaster, is in dreamy Pisces. It's like having your strict math teacher in an art class. Embrace structure in your dreams and see them become a reality. #SaturnDreamWeaver
Uranus, the planet of rebellion, is chilling in Taurus. Expect the unexpected, folks! This is like inviting a punk rock band to the opera. It's all about breaking norms and challenging status quo! #UranusRevolution
Neptune is lounging in its home sign, Pisces. This is like having a pool party in Atlantis. Expect a surge in creativity and intuition. But remember, it's OK to swim in your imagination,
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