There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, cosmic explorers! I've done a quick celestial headcount and it seems we have a real Aquarius bash going on. Mercury, Venus, Mars, and even the ever-distant Pluto have all decided to RSVP 'yes' to the Aquarius house party! This is not a drill, folks. #BunchOfAquarians

Now, let's not forget the big guns. Jupiter, the jovial giant, has taken up residence in the sturdy and reliable Taurus, probably because someone told him about the excellent food. Meanwhile, Uranus is also hanging out in Taurus, probably to balance out Jupiter's excessive indulgences with some revolutionary diet tips. #JupiterOnADiet

Saturn, on the other hand, has taken a detour to Pisces. I guess he needed a little break from all the responsibility and decided to take a swim. We all know how much Saturn loves to keep things in order, but even the taskmaster of the solar system needs a vacation! #SaturnGoneFishing

And speaking of Pisces, Neptune is feeling right at home in its native sign. Expect dreams to be extra vivid and reality to be extra slippery. Just make sure you're not dreaming when you step out the door... or into a wormhole. #NeptuneDreamland

With so much Aquarius energy, expect ideas to flow like a high-speed internet connection. Remember, though, that not every idea is a good one. If you suddenly find yourself planning to build a spaceship in your backyard, just remember to check the zoning laws first. #DIYSpaceship

So buckle your astro-belts, space cadets! It's going to be a wild ride. Until next time, keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground... unless you've found that wormhole. #CosmicComedyClub

The moon is currently in Cancer, at 26 degrees, 06' 53", at a velocity of 12.2 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.8 days old. It is 397563.64 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Solar wind parameters were elevated with what is likely passing influence from the 16 Feb CME that was progged to pass ahead of Earth earlier today. Total field strength peaked at 9 nT and Bz underwent a few sustained, southward deviations of no more than -8 nT. Wind speeds were generally 300 km/s or less and the phi angle was variable at times.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.