There are no planets in retrograde!

Howdy, space cowboys and cowgirls! Set your phasers to fun because we're about to dive headfirst into another cosmic casserole of planetary shenanigans.

Firstly, Mercury is hanging out in Pisces. Now, this might mean you're feeling a bit like a fish out of water, but remember, even fish can swim upstream when they need to. So, if things seem like they're not going your way, just remember that salmon do that all the time - and they turn out just fine (unless they meet a bear, but eh, let's not dwell on the negatives).

Meanwhile, Venus and Mars are both chilling in Aquarius - the cosmic equivalent of double-dipping in the guacamole. This might lead to some emotional overload and you may feel like you're juggling cats while riding a unicycle. But hey, who hasn't been there? Just remember: balance is key. Also, always wear a helmet when juggling cats.

Jupiter is currently in Taurus, which is a bit like a bull in a china shop scenario. It's a big energy in a very delicate situation. Expect some unexpected shake-ups, but don't worry, it's all part of the cosmic plan (or so the cosmic insurance claim adjuster tells me).

Saturn in Pisces? Sounds like someone's got their rings in a twist! Remember, even the ringed planet has its off days. Don't let it get to you. Keep swimming, just like Dory says!

Uranus is hanging out in Taurus, adding more bull to the cosmic rodeo. Now, normally, I'd tell you to grab life by the horns, but in this case, maybe just watch from the sidelines. There's no shame in avoiding a cosmic goring.

Neptune in Pisces is like a submarine in the ocean - right where it belongs. Embrace the flow, let your intuition guide you, and remember: it's okay to dive deep into your feelings. Just make sure you've got enough oxygen!

Finally, Pluto in Aquarius. Ah, Pluto, the misfit of the solar system. It might seem like an odd match, but sometimes, the best things come from unexpected combinations. It's the cosmic equivalent of putting pineapple on your pizza - don't knock it 'til you've tried it!

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The moon is currently in Virgo, at 14 degrees, 01' 25", at a velocity of 11.82 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 15.4 days old. It is 405481.93 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Nominal solar wind conditions prevailed through 24/1615 UTC. After this time period, total field field increased to 11 nT, while the Bz briefly reached south to -7 nT. Wind speed increased from about 300 km/s to briefly over 400 km/s. Total field remained in a mostly negative orientation.

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 20% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.