There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings, Cosmic Cadets!
Now, listen up! We've got some heavy celestial traffic going on, so I want your eyes on the star-maps and your noses out of those space-novels. First off, Mercury is hanging out in Pisces. Now, this might make communication feel like you're talking through a fish tank, but don't worry. It's just Mercury trying its hand at underwater poetry. Embrace the bubbles, people! #MercuryInPisces #FishyChat
Next up, Venus and Mars are having a pow-wow in Aquarius. This might make your love life seem as exciting as a scientific conference, but have faith! There's nothing more romantic than discovering a new star together or sharing an alien ice cream. So, let your geek flag fly! #VenusInAquarius #MarsInAquarius #GeekLove
Jupiter is chilling in Taurus. Let's face it, Jupiter is eating all the cosmic cookies right now. So, if you find yourself indulging a bit more than usual, blame it on the big guy. #JupiterInTaurus #CosmicCookieMonster
Saturn is making waves in Pisces. Expect to find logic and rules floating around like confused spaceships. But remember, even in deep space, there's a reason for everything. #SaturnInPisces #DeepSpaceRules
Uranus is also lounging in Taurus, probably sharing those cookies with Jupiter. Think outside the box, or rather, the spaceship. Unexpected pleasures are coming your way. Just remember to chew thoroughly. #UranusInTaurus #SurpriseCookies
Neptune is joining Mercury in Pisces. Expect your dreams to be more vibrant than a hyperactive rainbow. But hey, who doesn't want to dream in technicolour? #NeptuneInPisces #TechnicolourDreams
Finally, Pluto is also visiting Aquarius. If you find yourself obsessing over the latest scientific theory, thank the little guy. After all, nothing says 'hippie' like being passionate about the universe. #PlutoInAquarius #ScienceIsCool
So, strap in, get your interstellar groove on, and remember: The universe doesn't make mistakes, it just likes to have
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