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Your Spacey Horoscope!

What's up, stargazers? Time to get our astro-nerd on!

Mercury is in Aries, which means communication might feel like you're trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish. I mean, Aries is as subtle as a supernova in the quiet hours of the night! So, keep your wits about you, and remember - speaking Klingon is NOT going to help matters. #MercuryInAries #TalkNerdyToMe

Venus is hanging out in Pisces, making love feel as elusive as Schroedinger's cat. Is it there? Is it not? Who knows! Your love life may seem as confusing as an unsolved Rubik's cube. But hey, at least it's colorful! #VenusInPisces #LoveIsQuantumPhysics

Mars in Aquarius? Expect your passions to be as unconventional as a three-legged Martian. You might find yourself suddenly interested in the mating habits of intergalactic alien species or the possibility of black holes being cosmic vacuum cleaners. Embrace the weirdness! #MarsInAquarius #EmbraceTheWeird

Jupiter in Taurus has you expanding faster than the universe after the Big Bang. Hopefully not literally, though - we're talking about personal growth here, not waist size! Jupiter wants you to learn, Taurus wants you to chill. The result? Learn how to chill. #JupiterInTaurus #LearnToChill

Saturn in Pisces might make you feel like you're stuck between the rock of reality and the hard place of your dreams. Or is that a wormhole? Either way, remember to keep your feet on the ground - or at least remember where you parked your spaceship. #SaturnInPisces #GroundControlToMajorTom

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like a mad scientist's experiment gone awry! Expect the unexpected, and remember: sometimes, the mishaps lead to the greatest discoveries. Or at least some entertaining explosions. #UranusInTaurus #ExpectTheUnexpected

Neptune in Pisces? Your dreams might be as deep and mystical as the Mariana trench in the ocean of the cosmos. Dive in, but remember to come up for air - or at least

The moon is currently in Cancer, at 23 degrees, 07' 09", at a velocity of 12.27 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.3 days old. It is 395610.39 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Solar wind parameters were mostly nominal. Solar wind speeds remained steady near 300 km/s through about 18/1940 UTC when an increase to about 357 km/s was observed. Total magnetic field strength was at or below 5 nT through 18/1935 UTC when an increase to 11 nT was observed. The Bz component was mostly positive through about 18/1300 UTC when a dip to -10 nT was observed. The Phi angle was oriented in a mostly positive sector. A solar sector boundary crossing was observed at 18/2016 UTC.

There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.