There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Universal Horoscope: Planetary Retrograde Edition!
Gather round, star gazers! Our trusty spaceship of life is currently navigating through an intergalactic traffic jam, and it seems like the planets have decided to take a cosmic U-turn! So, grab your Vulcan tea, pull up a chair on the holodeck, and let's delve into this celestial conundrum.
Mercury in Leo: Look out folks, our communication hub has teamed up with the theatrical lion and they're both in reverse gear! Expect some melodramatic miscommunications and hyperbolic hiccups. But remember, just like the Borg, resistance is futile. Instead, channel your inner Janeway and navigate through with patience and diplomacy. #MercuryRetrograde #LionKingDrama
Venus in Leo: Love and money planet Venus is also catwalking backwards in Leo's limelight. Be extra careful with your heart (and your wallet) during this period. You don't want to replicate a love scenario you'd regret later! Also, avoid any extravagant purchases unless you want a warp core breach in your bank account. #LoveBackTrack #FrugalFeline
Mars in Taurus: The red planet has hit the brakes in the stubborn Bull's turf. Expect energies to slow down and tempers to flare up. Keep the photon torpedoes in check and remember to meditate. Vulcan mind tricks may come in handy. #MarsRetrograde #AngryBull
Jupiter in Gemini: Big ol' Jupiter is back-pedalling in the twins' territory. This could mean doubling up on luck or confusion. Either way, it's like a Q episode - unpredictable and full of surprises. Keep your tricorder handy! #JupiterTwins #DoubleTrouble
Saturn in Pisces: With the taskmaster planet swimming backwards in Pisces, it's time to revisit old lessons (or maybe just old Star Trek episodes). Dreams may become more vivid, much like those pesky holodeck malfunctions. Remember to keep your shields up! #SaturnRewind #DreamyDiscipline
Uranus in Taurus: The rebel planet is acting up again, this time in Taurus. Expect some unexpected changes
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