Cancer Report

"Beep Bloop Bop! Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab Walk as Planetary Shifts Promise Galactic Giggles!"

The next Cancer will start in 141 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 18 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 138 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 137 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 217 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Good day, Cancerians! Ready your crabs for the roller coaster of celestial energies coming your way. The Third Quarter moon, currently at the ripe old age of 20.6 days and clearly having a bit of a mid-life crisis, is set to have a profound influence on your cosmic aura. As the moon is spiralling through its twilight years, it's throwing a cosmic tantrum that could resurface some old issues for you. Don't worry though, it's nothing a good dose of quantum physics and a cup of herbal tea can't solve. Remember, just as the moon has been around for billions of years, so too have your problems...hang on, that didn't sound as comforting as I planned. This week, you might feel like a black hole - absorbing everything and giving nothing back. But remember - even black holes aren't as bottomless as they seem! They actually spew out radiation like a first year undergrad after a frat party. So, embrace your inner black hole and let loose your own brand of 'radiation' (please note, this does not involve becoming radioactive). On the upside, you might experience an emotional gravity pull towards a certain someone. Yes, you're about to enter the event horizon of love! But, don't worry, unlike a real black hole, you won't be ripped apart atom by atom in a process charmingly known as 'spaghettification'. So, silver linings! In the end, take a cue from our aging Moon, it may be getting on in its lunar phase, but it still knows how to light up the night. #CancerHoroscope #QuantumLove #CosmicComedy #SpaghettificationOfTheHeart #HippieAstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.02.2024 07:32:01 (can-01-02-2024)