Cancer Report

"Crabwalk Through Time: Cancerians Brace for a Cosmic Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey Adventure!"

The next Cancer will start in 81 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 13 days, at Sunday, 14 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 78 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 77 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 157 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

"Cancer, my friend, listen you must. In the Third Quarter moon, 21.3 days old it is, your comfort zone, step out of it you should. Adventure, seek it you must. New experiences, embrace them you will. Hmmmmmm. Your emotions, like a squishy jellyfish in a tidal wave they are, unpredictable and…squishy. But remember, even jellyfish have stingers, hmmmm? Mightier than a Wookiee’s roar, your inner strength is. Use it wisely, you should, to navigate the asteroid fields of conflict. In matters of the heart, like a lovestruck Ewok, you may be. But, patience! Rush not into the Sarlacc pit of romance. The Force of love is strong with you, but remember, not by the size of the Death Star, true love is measured. By the depth of the Dagobah swamp it is. Financially, more slippery than a greased up Hutt, your situation may seem. But fear not! A Jedi's wealth is not in his wallet, but in his wisdom. Invest in knowledge, you should. A harvest of galactic credits, it will yield. Health-wise, more rejuvenating than a dip in the Bacta tank, a balanced diet and exercise are. Embrace the kale, you must. Stronger than a rancor, it will make you. To the stars, look up you must. Remember, Cancer, in a galaxy far, far away... but also right here, your destiny is. In the wise words of Master Yoda, 'Do. Or do not. There is no try.' #CancerHoroscope #StarWarsWisdom #YodaSpeak #ThirdQuarterMoon #JellyfishEmotions #WookieeStrength #EwokLove #HuttFinance #KalePower"

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.04.2024 07:32:01 (can-01-04-2024)