Cancer Report

"Build that Shell, Cancer! A Stellar Wall of Planets Promises HUUUGE Emotional Security this Month – Believe Me, It's Gonna Be Tremendous!"

The next Cancer will start in 49 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 18 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 54 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

Venus moves to Cancer in 4 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023

Mars is currently in Cancer

The Full moon is currently 13.3 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, fellow cosmic crustaceans! It's your favorite space-time traveling astrologer here, bringing you a wibbly-wobbly horoscope for all you Cancerians out there. 🦀 Now, we've got Mars currently vacationing in your sign, and let me tell you, that fiery red planet is having a heck of a time crashing on your cosmic couch. Time to break out the sci-fi board games, because you'll be feeling a surge of Martian energy. But don't worry, I'm pretty sure it's not an invasion. (Note to self: double-check with the Doctor later). #MarsInCancer #DoctorWhoToTheRescue As if that's not enough for your interstellar kerfuffle, our luminous celestial buddy, the Moon, is 13.3 days old and rounder than a well-fed Adipose. That means it's full moon time, my dear Cancer pals, so expect heightened emotions and a gravitational pull towards late-night refrigerator raids. #FullMoonFrolics #AdiposeAfterDark So what do all these cosmic shenanigans mean for you, oh tender-hearted Cancer? Well, it’s pretty simple – buckle up and ride the wave of emotion and passion. Bring out your inner Rory Williams and embrace the brave, loyal, and loving side of yourself. And remember, just like the Pandorica, you can contain all the chaos and still come out shining bright. #RoryRocks #Pandoricapower That's all for now, my dear time-traveling crabs! Keep your shell strong, and your antennas tuned for more adventures in the cosmos. Catch you on the flip side of the time vortex! ✨🚀 #TimeyWimeyCrabby #CosmicCancerians

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.05.2023 07:32:01 (can-04-05-2023)