Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves: Klaatu's Galactic Guidance Promises a Claw-some Cosmic Concoction of Intergalactic Good Vibes and Stellar Science Shenanigans!"

The next Cancer will start in 47 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 16 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 52 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

Venus moves to Cancer in 2 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023

Mars is currently in Cancer

The Full moon is currently 15.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Hey there, Cancerians! It's time for your intergalactic update, brought to you by none other than your favorite astro-hippie, R.J. MacReady 🚀 So, Mars decided to crash at your place for a while, huh? Well, buckle up, crabby crew, because this celestial visitor ain't no walk in the park... or the Antarctic. With Mars in your sign, it's like hosting an alien life form inside your body... in a totally non-parasitic way, of course! 😅🦀 The good news is that this Martian energy will bring out the warrior in you, ready to flamethrower any obstacles that come your way. But be careful not to let paranoia take over, or you'll end up suspecting everyone and everything around you. We don't need another Antarctic outpost situation now, do we? 🤔 As for the Full Moon, ol' Moonface is currently 15.4 days old, which means you're feeling ALL the feels right now. Emotions may be running high, and it's getting harder to tell who's who in your life. But remember, dear Cancer, just like how MacReady used his wits to survive, you too can navigate this emotional rollercoaster with a blend of intuition and logic. 🌕 So, grab your trusty flamethrower (or a metaphorical one, please), and face these cosmic shenanigans head-on! And hey, if it all gets too much, just remember: you've got that hard outer shell to protect you when things get dicey. 😉🦀 Keep on rocking, Cancer! Till the next interstellar update, stay rad and stay safe! #CancerHoroscope #MarsInCancer #FlamethrowerFeels #CosmicCrabbyAdventures #MoonfaceMania #TrustNoOneButYourself

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.05.2023 07:32:01 (can-06-05-2023)