Cancer Report

"Cancer, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Crab Walk: The Stars Predict Sideways Motion - It's Not Inefficiency, It's Style!"

We are currently in the sign of Cancer

The Moon moves to Cancer in 10 days, at Sunday, 16 July, 2023

Mercury is currently in Cancer

Venus moves to Cancer in 347 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, cosmic crab! You're a Cancer, and Mercury just moved into your home turf. It's like having a surprise guest at your underground sci-fi themed party where you've been playing "hide and seek" with your emotions. Now, Mercury, that chatty Cathy of planets, is turning up the volume on your internal dialogue. Like an alien who's had one too many cups of space-coffee, it simply won't shut up. You know what else? The Waning Gibbous moon is 18 days old, which means it's in its "I-know-it-all" teenager phase. It's not exactly helping with keeping things low key. So, expect your feelings to be as unpredictable as a quantum physics equation solved by a dyslexic robot. Don't panic! Just remember, it's okay if your feelings are doing more flips than a starship in a meteor shower. Use this time to communicate your complex inner world with others. You'll be surprised how many people will relate. Just be sure to use words human beings understand, not some obscure Star Trek references. So, get out there, my celestial crustaceans! Embrace the chaos and remember, communication is the key, even if it feels like you're speaking in alien tongues. And hey, if all else fails, just blame it on Mercury. It's practically a cosmic tradition. #CrabbyCommunications #MercuryInCancer #TeenageMoon #QuantumEmotions #BlameItOnMercury

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.07.2023 07:32:02 (can-06-07-2023)