Cancer Report

"Crustaceans, Commence! Cancer, Your Stars are Aligning, but your WiFi is Still Unstable!"

The next Cancer will start in 319 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 5 days, at Saturday, 12 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 316 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 315 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alright, my dear Cancer crabs, listen up! This 21-day-old Third Quarter moon is going to be as intense as a Predator's heat vision. This celestial body is like the thermal imaging on the Predator's bio-helmet: it's going to expose all your hidden emotions and secret desires. You're going to feel rawer than Arnold after a mud bath. Now, you might feel like you're being hunted down in a Central American jungle... I mean, emotionally speaking, of course. Your feelings will be as visible as a cloaked alien standing in water. But remember, “If it bleeds, we can kill it”—or in our astrological terms, if it affects you, you can overcome it. You're going to be like Dutch, played by our beloved Arnold Schwarzenegger, building traps and strategizing. Except, instead of physical traps, you'll be setting emotional boundaries. And instead of strategizing for an extraterrestrial showdown, you'll be planning for your future. So, suit up, my crabby friends, it's time to get your game face on. On the bright side, this is a great time for nurturing your inner self. It’s like using that magic Predator healing device on your soul. Take this time to heal old wounds, forgive past grudges, and basically tell your inner demons, "You're one ugly motherf...antastic opportunity for growth!" So, Cancer, your battle cry for this lunar phase is: "Get to the choppa...of personal development!" #CrabLife #MoonPhase21 #AstrologyWithPredatorHumour #PersonalGrowthChopper #EmotionalArnold

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.08.2023 07:32:01 (can-07-08-2023)