Cancer Report

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, CANCER! YOUR STARS ALIGN LIKE A PERFECTLY CALCULATED DALEK INVASION PLAN!"

The next Cancer will start in 195 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 18 days, at Wednesday, 27 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 192 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 191 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 271 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings, Cancerians! Listen closely, my crabby comrades. The Waning Crescent moon, now as thin as the plot of a B-grade sci-fi movie, is telling me something. It's 25.8 days old, so it's been around the lunar block a few times. Not quite ready for its moon-tirement, but definitely considering a condo in the Sea of Tranquility. The Next Full Moon is scheduled for 0:33:43 on the 27th of Dec 2023. Yes, you heard right! Don't go planning your moonlit romantic dinners just yet, because that's the exact time, not a dinner reservation! You might end up dining alone with your chow mein by candlelight, waiting for the moon to show up! As a Cancer, you're ruled by the moon, and we all know the moon can be a bit, well, moody. One day it's full, bright, and shiny, the next it's disappeared like my socks after laundry day! But fear not, dear Crustaceans! This is a great time to reflect, recharge, and reconsider whether those moon boots are really a good fashion choice. Yes, dear Cancer, the moon is sending us signals. And I’m not talking about Morse code or extraterrestrial radio waves. More like cosmic subtweets that we need to decode. So, embrace the energy of this Waning Crescent moon, use it to shed unnecessary baggage from your life. Got an annoying habit? Toss it out. That ex still texting you? Time to block. That questionable neon green sweater? Donate it to someone with better fashion sense! Remember, even when the moon seems to disappear, it's still there, doing its lunar thing. Much like your potential, which is always present, even when you feel like you’re running on empty. So gear up, Cancer! The universe is cheering you on, and I am too! #CancerSeason #Moonchild #WaningCrescent #FullMoonFever #LunarLaughs #AstrologyHumor

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.12.2023 07:32:01 (can-09-12-2023)