Cancer Report

"Brace Yourselves, Crustaceans! Saturn's About to Throw a Galactic Frisbee at Your Comfort Zone!"

We are currently in the sign of Cancer

The Moon moves to Cancer in 5 days, at Sunday, 16 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 343 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 342 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

"Hey there, my Cosmic Crabs! It's time to come out of your celestial shells because the universe is knocking on your door. The Third Quarter Moon, which is currently 23.4 days old (but don't tell her I told you, she's sensitive about her age), is in your corner. This moon phase, known to my fellow nerds as the 'Diet Moon' (because it's slimming down *ba-dum-tss*), is a powerful time for you, Cancer. Use this period to let go of any negative energy you've been hoarding like those vintage Star Trek collectibles. Spock would not approve. Now, here comes the sciency bit. The Third Quarter Moon creates a right angle with the sun, causing tension between our conscious and unconscious selves. That's right, we're talking metaphysical geometry here, people! For you, Cancer, this could mean a clash between your homebody instincts and a desire to boldly go where no crab has gone before. So, whether you're wrestling with interstellar ambitions or just trying to decide if you should wear your Chewbacca onesie to the supermarket, remember - balance is key. And hey, if you go with the onesie, send me a pic! Your mantra for this cosmic cycle: 'I am a Jedi, like my father before me...except when I'm a Sith Lord on Monday mornings.' Embrace the force, my crustacean comrades, in all its light and dark glory. Keep your claws raised high, Cancers! May the force be with you, live long and prosper, and above all, don't forget your towel! #CancerHoroscope #StarSignSilliness #Nerdstrologer #ThirdQuarterMoonMadness #SciFiSpirituality"

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.07.2023 07:32:01 (can-11-07-2023)