Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare to Crab-Walk through a Galaxy of Emotions: Emotional Tidal Waves and Astrological Artichokes Await!"

The next Cancer will start in 99 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 4 days, at Monday, 18 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 96 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 95 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 175 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Good day, my crabby comrades of the cosmic Cancer clan! As I peer into the celestial sphere, I must confess, your stars are looking as sprightly as a supernova on a sugar rush. Our ever-faithful moon, currently in its Waxing Crescent phase, is 4.5 days old - still a baby really. Not even toilet trained yet, but boy, is it pulling at our cosmic heartstrings! It's like a sci-fi fan who's just discovered 'Blake’s 7' and can't stop binging. We've all been there, right? This week, you'll feel a cosmic shift that has more to do with gravitational waves than your dubious decision to switch to decaf. The Waxing Crescent moon is whispering sweet nothings into the galaxy's ear, hinting that it might be time for you to embrace change. And by change, it's not suggesting you swap your flannel PJs for a latex bodysuit. No, it's urging you to unclench those pincers and let go of things that no longer serve you. Don't worry, dear Cancer, this doesn't mean tossing out your prized collection of Blake's 7 memorabilia. It's merely about decluttering your star-studded life, both metaphorically and literally. Let's face it, do you really need five copies of every season? The celestial vibe is strong with this one, so take this opportunity to dance in the interstellar rain, harmonize with the cosmos, and remember to laugh at the absurdity of existence. After all, we're just specks of stardust drifting on a cosmic sea, trying to make sense of quantum mechanics and why Avon was such a grump. Keep calm and carry on, my space-faring friends. The universe has got your back. And remember, in the words of Roj Blake, "We can be heroes, just for one day." Hashtag #CancerCosmos, #WaxingCrescentCraziness, #Blakes7Binge, #StardustSpecks, #InterstellarImprovisation.

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.03.2024 07:32:01 (can-14-03-2024)