Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Your Crabs! Retrograde is going to be a wilder ride than a quantum physics lecture on skateboards!"

The next Cancer will start in 250 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 18 days, at Thursday, 02 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 247 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 246 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 326 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The New moon is currently 0.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, Cancerians! Let's get ready to rumble with the cosmos! As your zodiac sign suggests, you're all about home, family, and feelings, and you can be as moody as a cat deciding whether it wants in or out of the door. But guess what? With the New Moon only half-a-day old, she’s still a tiny cosmic baby, kind of like your motivation level on a Monday morning. So, no major decisions for now, okay? Stick to knitting space suits for your pet goldfish, or whatever it is you do when you're not saving the world with your compassion. This New Moon encourages you to take baby steps, my dear crustacean. And I don’t mean wear diapers and cry for food every few minutes - although, if that floats your boat, who am I to judge? I mean, try new things gradually. Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, mainly because they didn’t have coffee back then. So, whether you've been contemplating taking up underwater basket-weaving or planning to solve the mystery of why your socks keep disappearing in the laundry, just remember: slow and steady wins the race. Unless you’re racing against a cheetah, then you’re probably in trouble. Also, try to avoid any emotional rollercoasters. If you feel the urge to cry at the sight of a half-eaten sandwich, remind yourself – it’s just the lunar baby blues. Take a deep breath, make some tea, and maybe write a poetic eulogy for the sandwich. You'll be fine. Keep your shell polished and your claws sharp, dear Cancer. The universe might seem like a confusing soup of stars and planets (with a side of comet croutons), but it’s all swirling in your favor. Except Neptune, he’s a bit of a wild card. I think he might still be upset about Pluto's demotion. Hashtags for the week: #CrabbyButFabby, #LunarBabySteps, #SandwichEulogy, #CosmicCroutons Stay groovy, Crab folks!

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.10.2023 07:32:01 (can-15-10-2023)