Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer Crew, Get Ready to Shell-ebrate: Cosmic Claws Align for an Out-of-this-World Week Ahead!"

The next Cancer will start in 67 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 9 days, at Tuesday, 25 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 72 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

Venus moves to Cancer in 22 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023

Mars is currently in Cancer

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.3 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Hey there, cosmic crabs! It's time to buckle up, because Mars is hanging out in your sign, Cancer. You know what that means? Your emotional antennae are about to get a boost from the Red Planet, and you're going to feel like an underwater superhero navigating the ocean of emotions. Let's dive in! 🌊🦀 First, let's talk about this Waning Crescent moon. At 25.3 days old, it's like that last slice of pizza you find in the fridge after a long day of battling Cylons—you know it's there, you know it's delicious, but you also know that once you eat it, there's no more pizza left. So, cherish this moment, my lunar lovin' crustaceans. Savor every emotional bite before the next full moon, which will be at 17:36:47 on May 5th, 2023. 🍕🌙 Now, with Mars in your sign, you might feel like your emotional armor is getting an upgrade. You'll have the courage to face your feelings head-on, just like Starbuck would. I mean, who wouldn't want to channel their inner badass space pilot? So, use this energy to navigate through any emotional storms that may come your way. Remember, you're a Cancer—you were born for this! 🚀💫 Embrace the warrior within and tackle any challenges that come your way. Just don't forget to stay grounded and keep that nerdy, hippie vibe alive, because, let's face it, that's what makes you so frakking awesome. So, go forth, you celestial crustaceans! Ride the cosmic waves, and remember: "There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." Wise words from our favorite Battlestar Galactica heroine. #CancerWarrior #RedPlanetRising #MoonMunchies #StarbuckStyle #AstroNerdPower #HippieAtHeart #BattlestarGalacticancer 🌌🦀✨

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.04.2023 07:32:02 (can-16-04-2023)