Cancer Report

"Cancer's Cosmic Crabwalk: A Journey of Sideways Success and Starry Shenanigans – Gandalf Might Say You 'Shell' Not Pass, But We Know Better!"

We are currently in the sign of Cancer

The moon is currently in Cancer

Mercury moves to Cancer in 337 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 336 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The New moon is currently 29.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Alright, Cancer, it’s your time to shine, or should I say, moon-bathe. Yeah, that's right; the moon is currently in your sign, and I tell ya, it doesn't get better than this. If you thought you were feeling extra crabby lately, well, you're not turning into a sea creature, my friend. But you might as well be, with all that lunar energy flooding into your sign. The New Moon is almost a month old now, kind of like that leftover pizza in the fridge that you've been meaning to eat. It's still good, I promise! Just like that pizza, it's time to consume the energy of this New Moon, to let it fuel your dreams, ambitions, and late-night snack cravings. And oh boy, hold onto your star charts because the next full moon is on August 1st at precisely 18:33:26. Yes, that's right, I got the seconds too. I'm an astrologer, not a watchmaker, but I still know my timing. This upcoming full moon is like a big, cosmic spotlight, ready to highlight your best features. So, get ready to strut your stuff under its glow. So, dear Cancer, grab your telescope, a slice of that month-old pizza, and get ready for an astronomical adventure. May the stars be ever in your favor, and may your horoscope be as reliable as the expiry date on that pizza - which is, to say, entirely subjective. #CancerSeason #MoonInCancer #NewMoonEnergy #FullMoonCountdown #AstronomicalAdventure #CosmicCrabbyVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.07.2023 07:32:01 (can-17-07-2023)