Cancer Report

"Cancer, Grab Your Shell: Guilt Trips To The Past And Emotional Tsunamis Await, But Don't Worry, There's Pie!"

The next Cancer will start in 275 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 16 days, at Friday, 06 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 272 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 271 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 351 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hello, my dear celestial crustaceans! As your ever nerdy, comic astrologer, I’m here to beam you up into the cosmos of cosmic wisdom. First up, let’s chat about that Waxing Crescent moon, which is currently 4.9 days old. Yeah, that's right, it's in its toddler phase, still stumbling around the sky, spilling stardust on the carpet. Its light is growing brighter day by day, just like your potential! In Blake's 7 style, if you're caught in a teleporter malfunction this week, don't fret! Your adaptable crabby nature will see you through any interstellar crises. Remember, teleporters are more afraid of you than you are of them. #TeleporterPhobia On the work front, take a leaf out of Roj Blake's book. Stand up to your Orac or supercomputer-like boss. You've got the smarts and the guts, my friend. Let your natural leadership skills shine brighter than a supernova. Just remember not to push too hard, you don't want to end up on a prison ship to Cygnus Alpha. #OfficeRebel Romance? Oh, it's orbiting around you like a love-struck satellite. But beware, my dear Cancer, not all that glitters is dilithium crystals. The real McCoy might be hiding behind a less shiny facade. So, tune in your heart's tricorder and scan for authenticity. #LoveLongAndProsper For you homebound crabs, the Waxing Crescent moon is a perfect time to add some cosmic décor to your shell. How about a DIY galaxy painting? Or maybe just rearranging your Star Trek memorabilia for the umpteenth time? #HomeSweetSpaceship Remember, even in the cold vacuum of space, your warmth can ignite stars. So, beam up that confidence, Cancer, and boldly go where no crab has gone before! #CrustaceanCommander Until next time, live long and astrologize!

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.09.2023 07:32:01 (can-20-09-2023)