Cancer Report

"Galactic Crab Alert! Cancer, Prepare for a Stellar Twister in Your Cosmic Kitchen!"

The next Cancer will start in 298 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 11 days, at Friday, 08 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 295 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 294 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Oh boy, Cancer, get ready to grab the cosmos by the star clusters! With the Waxing Gibbous moon at 11.6 days old, it's like a perfectly baked cosmic muffin. It's not too young, not too old, it's just right for exciting things to happen! On the professional front, any crab worth their shell knows that it's all about LOCATION, LOCATION, and...uh...LOCATION! You might be feeling a little crustacean stagnation but remember, a change in tide can bring a whole new ocean of opportunities. Just don’t go signing any deals with those sneaky Pisceans, okay? They're slippery than a bucket full of eels! In terms of love, things are heating up, and no, it's not just global warming! You've got more charm than an Aquarian at a UFO convention. So take a leap of faith, do the unexpected, and maybe pronounce your affections in Morse code. Everyone loves a good puzzle, right? Health-wise, it's time to put the "hip" back in "hippie". Get out there and do some yoga, or perhaps interpretive dance. And remember, an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit! Remember, Cancer, life is like a sandwich - the more you add to it, the better it becomes. So, add some extra cosmic cheese and enjoy the ride! Hashtags to live by this week: #CrabLife, #CosmicMuffin, #LocationIsKey, #LoveInMorseCode, #HippieHealth Stay groovy, Cancer. Keep reaching for the stars, even if you need a stepladder!

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.08.2023 07:32:01 (can-28-08-2023)