Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians Rejoice: Stellar Starfish Align, Time to Shell-abrate with Quantum Quirks & Galactic Giggles!"

The next Cancer will start in 53 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 22 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 58 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

Venus moves to Cancer in 8 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023

Mars is currently in Cancer

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.5 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, Cancerians! Oh, how terribly thrilling it must be to have Mars cozying up in your domicile. It's not like I was doing anything important anyway, such as pondering the infinite futility of existence, but never mind that. Let us focus on the cosmic happenings that may or may not have any bearing on your life. With the Waxing Gibbous moon reaching 9.5 days old - not that anyone's counting (except me, of course) - your emotions might resemble a yo-yo lost in a black hole. But don't worry, it's just another day in the life of an insignificant speck in the universe. Embrace the emotional roller coaster, but try not to get too nauseous. Mars in Cancer brings out the homebody in you, as if you needed more reasons to stay indoors and avoid the vast emptiness of space. Be sure to nurture yourself with some comfort food - perhaps a nice, hot cup of tea, or an intergalactic gargle blaster. After all, they do say that misery loves company, and you wouldn't want to disappoint, now would you? So dear Cancer, as you navigate this brief moment of your ephemeral existence, remember: "In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." So, if things go awry, just blame the Universe. It's been messing things up since day one. #CancerHoroscope #MarvinTheAstrologer #WaxingGibbous #MarsInCancer #ExistentialCrisis #JustBlameTheUniverse

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.04.2023 07:32:01 (can-30-04-2023)