Capricorn Report

"Brace Yourselves Capricorns, Saturn's Ringing And It Ain't Collect Call! Expect Cosmic Curveballs Galore!"

The next Capricorn will start in 49 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 13 days, at Thursday, 16 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 29 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 82 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 63 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Alright, Capricorn, gather your timey-wimey bits and pieces, it's time for your weekly wibbly-wobbly cosmic forecast. Pluto, that cheeky non-planet planet, is making a house call in your sign. It's like having an unexpected guest, you know, the kind who promises to be no trouble at all and then takes over your entire living room and starts asking for organic, gluten-free snacks. But don't fret, my dear Goat, Pluto's not here to cause havoc, he's just here to help you dig deep! Like a sonic screwdriver through the soil of your soul, this celestial visitor is going to help you unearth some truths. And by 'truths', I mean those deep, dark secrets you've been keeping from yourself. As for that Third Quarter moon, she's getting up there in days, isn't she? At 20.3 days old, she's like your eccentric aunt who still parties like it's 1969. You know the type, the one who wears paisley shawls and won't stop talking about Woodstock. She's in full force, pushing you to let go of unnecessary baggage. You're a Capricorn, not a pack mule. It's time to declutter, emotionally and physically. So, in the spirit of cosmic comedy, remember: though space is big, really big, you're not small. You're significant in a universe full of stars. Go on, Capricorn, embrace that inner hippie, channel your inner Einstein, and remember to always bring a towel (you never know when you'll need it). The stars might be millions of years old, but they don't have anything on your ancient wisdom. So, let's dust off the cobwebs, turn on that psychic paper, and see where the universe takes us, shall we? #CapricornChronicles #PlutoParty #MoonMischief #TimeyWimeyAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.11.2023 08:32:01 (cap-03-11-2023)