Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Watch Out! This Week, Saturn's Rings May Squeeze Your Goat Horns Just a Bit Tighter Than Usual!"

The next Capricorn will start in 293 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn tomorrow, at Tuesday, 05 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 311 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 253 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 182 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Greetings, dear Capricorn! The Dalek Empire, err...I mean, the stars have spoken! With the Third Quarter Moon at a precocious 22.9 days old, it's time to EXTERMINATE your old habits! Sorry, can't help it. Too much Doctor Who marathon, you know. As a Capricorn, you're known for your determination and practicality. This week, it's all about channeling that inner Dalek. No, I don't mean going around yelling "exterminate!" at everyone, tempting though it may be. Instead, focus on removing obstacles in your path with ruthless efficiency. This week, your Dalek-like qualities will come in handy as you find yourself faced with challenges that require a tough, no-nonsense approach. But remember, even Daleks have feelings, buried deep under their metallic exteriors. So don't forget to take care of your emotional needs too. In the world of romance, if someone isn't treating you like the Dalek Supreme, then it's time to say "You are an enemy of the Daleks. You must be destroyed!" Metaphorically, of course. I know that plunger arm doesn't really work for swiping right. In terms of your career, remember that Daleks are not known for their subtlety. It’s time to push your ambitions to the fore and demand recognition. Just try to avoid any universe-dominating schemes, they usually don't end well. Finally, remember, as a Capricorn, you share the grit, determination, and stubbornness of a Dalek. You are strong, resilient, and capable of great things. And unlike Daleks, you're also capable of climbing stairs - bonus! Stay tuned for the next cosmic update, Capricorn. Remember to keep life light-hearted, your goals in sight, and your plunger arm at the ready. #DalekHoroscope #CapricornChronicles #ExterminateNegativity #DoctorWhoVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.03.2024 08:32:01 (cap-04-03-2024)