Capricorn Report

"Attention Capricorns! Your stars are aligning so perfectly, even Saturn's rings are jealous! Time to Rock-et!"

The next Capricorn will start in 289 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 24 days, at Monday, 01 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 307 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 249 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 178 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

G'day, Capricorns! Buckle up for a wild ride in the cosmic rollercoaster! The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.2 days old - practically a cosmic golden oldie! It's like the universe's own version of The Rolling Stones. Still jamming, still captivating, but you can't help wondering when it'll finally take a breather. Now, the next full moon is set to make her grand entrance, all spotlight hogging and drama-queen like, at exactly 7:01:37 on the 25th of March, 2024. You might want to set your alarm, or perhaps your astral-projected spirit guide, so you won't miss the show. So, what does this mean for you, my ambitious Capricorn friends? Well, during this time, your usual "climb every mountain, ford every stream" attitude may feel a bit more like "climb every molehill, splash through every puddle". But worry not, this is just the universe telling you to slow down, take a breath, and maybe watch some reruns of Farscape. Trust me, nothing puts life into perspective like watching an astronaut navigating inter-galactic politics and wormholes. Remember, it's okay to take a step back from playing the cosmic chess master and just chill. You know, have a cup of tea, meditate, or engage in a friendly debate about whether Pluto should be reinstated as a planet (#JusticeForPluto). In conclusion, dear Caps, your mantra for this lunar cycle should be: "I am ambitious, but even I need a break". So, take it easy, let the universe do its thing, and always remember to laugh at the absurdity of it all. Until our stars align again, #CapricornChill #CosmicCrichtonJokes #AstroHumor

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.03.2024 08:32:01 (cap-08-03-2024)