Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Cosmic Climb: Watch Your Step, Gravity's a Downer!"

The next Capricorn will start in 74 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 11 days, at Friday, 20 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 54 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 107 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 88 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Alright, Capricorn! Listen up, because the stars have got something to say, and it's not just "Twinkle, twinkle." Pluto's gone retrograde in your sign! Before you freak out, remember that in astronomy, retrograde doesn't mean Pluto is moonwalking backwards across the sky. It’s just an optical illusion caused by our orbits, but it’s a cool party trick if you want to impress your friends (or confuse them). #RetrogradeReality Now, as a typical Capricorn, you're already more stable than a three-legged table on a flat surface, but with Pluto going retrograde, you'll find that you've got this uncanny ability to introspect like a philosopher on caffeine. You might find yourself questioning everything from your choice of breakfast cereal to why the Doctor chooses to travel in a Police Box. #ExistentialCrisisAlert With the Waning Crescent moon at 24.6 days old, you’ll feel compelled to wrap up projects or perhaps clear out the mess in your cupboard. Or maybe it's just me who has a cupboard full of unfinished projects. Either way, it's a great time for decluttering - whether that be physical stuff in your home or emotional baggage in your heart. The universe is practically handing you a cosmic broom and dustpan. #CleanSweep But remember, even though you're feeling like a celestial spring cleaner, don’t treat people like clutter. They aren’t half-eaten bags of chips you forgot about. People are more like... well, people. So, handle with care. So there you have it, Capricorn! With Pluto breakdancing in your sign and the moon urging you to tidy up, it's time to reflect, declutter, and move forward. Just remember to keep your joy and humor intact, because laughter is the best cosmic energy. #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine Stay groovy, Capricorn! The cosmos has got your back (most of the time). #CosmicCapricorn

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.10.2023 08:32:01 (cap-09-10-2023)