Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Time to 'Terminate' Those Bad Habits: Your Astro Forecast Says 'I'll Be Back' to Productivity!"

The next Capricorn will start in 12 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 4 days, at Thursday, 14 December, 2023

Mercury is currently in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 45 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 26 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Oh, Capricorn, my dear goat-fish hybrid. You've got not just Mercury but also Pluto hanging out in your sign. It's like hosting the solar system’s ultimate shindig, and you're serving cosmic canapés. Mercury, the celestial chatterbox, seems to be double-dipping in the guacamole of your communication skills. Your words are as smooth as a freshly waxed hoverboard this month. Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone starts a debate about whether Deckard was a replicant. With the Waning Crescent moon at 26.9 days old, she's practically a silver sliver of wisdom in the night sky. She's telling you to let go of things like a used-up battery. Remember, Capricorn, even the best light bulb flickers before it dies out. Ah, the next full moon! Scheduled to arrive on the 27th of December, 2023 at precisely 0:33:43. Now, I'm not saying you should set your alarm, but if you find yourself howling at the moon, just blame it on the lunar cycle. Meanwhile, Pluto, that debated dwarf planet - or as I like to call it, the celestial underdog - is also in Capricorn. It's stirring up some deep transformative processes that might feel as comfortable as wearing a Tyrell Corporation uniform to a Nexus-6 party. But hey, change is good, even if it feels like you're trying to solve a Rubik's cube in zero gravity. Remember, dear Capricorn, you're as resilient as Roy Batty in a downpour. You've seen things people wouldn't believe, and you're able to navigate the universe with the tenacity of a Blade Runner on caffeine. Stay groovy, Capricorn, and may your month be as exciting as a Ridley Scott screenplay! #MercuryInCapricorn #PlutoParty #MoonMoods #FullMoonFever #BladeRunnerBanter #CosmicCapricorn #AstrologyAntics

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.12.2023 08:32:01 (cap-10-12-2023)