Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Engage Warp Speed: Your Love Life is About to Boldly Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before!"

The next Capricorn will start in 286 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 21 days, at Monday, 01 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 304 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 246 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 175 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The New moon is currently 1.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

🔮 Hey there, Capricorn! 🐐 This week, my dear cosmic goats, the universe is going to get your gears grinding faster than a Quantum Flux Regulator in hyperdrive. Brace yourselves, because we've got a new moon that's fresher than a baby's first giggle. With the moon at a spry 1.1 days old, it's practically swimming in cosmic Pampers. Your ruling planet Saturn is looking at this fresh-faced lunar youngster like an over-enthusiastic grandparent, ready to spoil it with wisdom and life lessons. For you, this means a time of new beginnings. It's like pressing the reset button on your cosmic joystick or rebooting your life's operating system. Expect more updates than Windows 10 on a bad day - and we all know how much fun THAT can be! 😅 #CapricornCrashCourse Your work life might just feel like you're trying to solve a Rubik's cube while riding a unicycle. On a tightrope. Blindfolded. But hey, you're a Capricorn, you love a challenge, right? Just remember to put the square peg in the square hole. Or was it the round one? 🤔 #WorkLifeBalanceWho On the personal front, Venus is doing a sassy cha-cha in your fifth house of pleasure, creativity, and romance. So, get out those dancing shoes, throw on some glitter, and sparkle brighter than a supernova in a sequin factory. Love is in the air, and it smells like... well, let's hope it's not burning toast. You might want to check the kitchen. 🔥 #LoveIsInTheAir Remember, Capricorn, the cosmos may have a plan for you, but it also has a wicked sense of humor. Embrace the chaos, laugh in the face of adversity, and remember: even black holes can't suck the fun out of life if you don't let them. Keep marching to the beat of your own bongo drums and make this week a cosmic comedy! 🥁 #GroovyGoat Until next time, Capricorn. May your horoscope be as unique as a unicorn playing a ukulele. 🦄🎵

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.03.2024 08:32:01 (cap-11-03-2024)