Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Clean Up Your Cosmic Clutter: The Universe is Sending You a Bigger Dustbin!"

The next Capricorn will start in 9 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn tomorrow, at Thursday, 14 December, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 42 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 23 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The New moon is currently 0.4 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, Capricorn! Buckle up your seatbelt because it's going to be a wild ride with Mercury in retrograde and Pluto shaking things up in your sign. It's like you're at a cosmic rock concert, but instead of throwing underwear, the planets are throwing curveballs. #RockOn The new moon is still pretty much in diapers at 0.4 days old. I know, I know, it's not even old enough to enjoy a good Star Wars marathon. But believe me, it's packing a punch. It's like Yoda - small, but full of wisdom and power. You might be feeling this energy as an urge to start fresh, initiate new projects, or maybe just clean out that terrifying closet of yours. #BabyMoonBigImpact With Mercury in retrograde, communication might feel like you're trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish. Or to put it in simpler terms, it's like using dial-up internet in 2021. Yeah, it's that frustrating. But don't worry, it's not you. It's Mercury being a prankster. So, keep calm, carry a stress ball, and remember, this too shall pass. #MercuryRetrogradeMadness Now, let’s talk about Pluto. Oh, sweet Pluto! Hanging out in Capricorn, he's like the weird uncle at the family reunion who keeps asking everyone to pull his finger. You never know what he's going to do next. This could mean transformative changes coming your way. Embrace it. It's time to let go of the old and make way for the new. #PlutoParty So, dear Capricorn, remember: the universe might be playing punk rock, but you can always groove to your own beat. Stay cool, stay groovy, and most importantly, stay nerdy! #CapricornCraze

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.12.2023 08:32:01 (cap-13-12-2023)