Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Capers: Pluto's in Retrograde and Saturn's Dropping Science Jokes, Hold onto Your Goat Horns!"

The next Capricorn will start in 68 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 5 days, at Friday, 20 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 48 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 101 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 82 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The New moon is currently 0.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Ahoy, Capricorn! Your planetary boss Pluto is currently in your sign. You know, that icy dwarf who got kicked out of the planet club but still insists on acting like a celestial big shot? Yeah, that one. Now, with this Plutonic influence, you might be tempted to take control of everything around you, like a starship captain on an alien ship with broken autopilot. But remember, even captains need their crew. So, don’t go all "I am the law" Judge Dredd on everyone. Communication is key, especially when talking to the alien species... sorry, I meant your coworkers. The New Moon, in its infancy at 0.6 days old, is like that awkward teenage phase where it thinks it knows everything but can't even drive a spaceship yet. This means it's a great time to start new projects or learn new skills, like quantum mechanics or how to make a perfect cup of tea in zero gravity. And remember, Capricorn, space is like a giant cosmic playground. There might be some asteroids and black holes here and there, but as long as you have your space suit (and maybe a laser gun), you'll be just fine. So, tie up those astronaut boots, buckle up, and prepare for an intergalactic journey of a lifetime! Or at least until the next horoscope comes along. Your hashtags for the day: #PlutoStillAPlanetInMyBook #InterstellarCapricorn #MoonTeenager #Babylon5Life #SpaceTeaTime.

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.10.2023 08:32:01 (cap-15-10-2023)