Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Alert! Aliens not Involved as Saturn Shifts into High Gear - Expect Cosmic Traffic Jams!"

The next Capricorn will start in 5 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 24 days, at Wednesday, 10 January, 2024

Mercury is currently retrograde in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 38 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 19 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, Capricorn! The stars tell me it's time for a cosmic weather report. Mercury is in retrograde in your sign, which usually means communication issues and tech snafus. However, considering the recent UFO sightings, I suspect aliens may be involved. Now, you might think that's just another one of my conspiracy theories, but trust me, I've seen things... Meanwhile, Pluto, your ruling planet, is also hanging out in your sign. It's like a celestial family reunion, only less potato salad and more transformative cosmic energy. This may feel like you're in a constant state of existential crisis but hey, it's just Pluto urging you to evolve. Nothing like a little bit of pressure to turn you into a diamond, right? As for our moon, the Waxing Crescent is 4.7 days old, still a youngling in its lunar journey. It's like the teenager of the moon phases, so expect some mood swings and an inexplicable urge to rebel against Saturn. In short, get ready for a cosmic roller coaster ride, Capricorn. Strap in, hold tight to your sanity, and remember to laugh at the absurdity of it all. The truth is out there, but sometimes it looks a whole lot like a rubber ducky in a spacesuit. #CapricornCosmicCraziness #AliensDidIt #MercuryRetrogradeMadness #PlutoPower #MoonMoodSwings

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.12.2023 08:32:02 (cap-17-12-2023)