Capricorn Report

"Capricorns! Prepare for a Galactic Ride as Saturn Plays Peek-a-Boo and Your Inner Alien Tries to Phone Home!"

The next Capricorn will start in 65 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 2 days, at Friday, 20 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 45 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 98 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 79 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Alright, Capricorn, listen up. You're about to have a cosmic collision with Pluto who decided it was high time to skulk around your constellation like a bad sci-fi movie villain. Usually as stoic and grounded as a monolithic Microsoft server, you might start feeling some strange vibrations. The kind that makes you want to start a kale smoothie diet or get a pet chinchilla. Don't panic! This is not an alien invasion or a secret Starbucks mind-control experiment gone wrong. This is just Pluto, the misunderstood dwarf planet, messing with your Capricorn vibes, trying to shake things up a bit. And then there's that pesky Waxing Crescent moon, just 3.5 days old. It’s like a prepubescent werewolf, still figuring out how to howl properly. This kid's just adding fuel to your existential fire. You might start questioning why you don't have a million followers on Instagram or why your avocado toast never looks as good as it does in the pictures. My advice to you, Capricorn? Embrace the chaos! Pull on those socks with sandals, dance to your wildly off-beat rhythm. If you feel like talking to your plants or starting a blog about the philosophical implications of watching paint dry, go for it! You're already part-goat, so why not embrace the weird? Remember, it's okay to be a little off-kilter sometimes. After all, the Earth is tilted at 23.5 degrees and it's doing just fine! Chin up, Capricorn, and embrace the weird. After all, normal is just a setting on the washing machine. #CapricornChaos #PlutoInvasion #EmbraceTheWeird #WaxingCrescentCrazies

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.10.2023 08:32:01 (cap-18-10-2023)