Capricorn Report

"Great Scott! Capricorn, Brace Your Goats! A Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload Predicts a Timeline Twist This Month!"

The next Capricorn will start in 3 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 22 days, at Wednesday, 10 January, 2024

Mercury is currently retrograde in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 36 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 17 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Alright, Capricorn, listen up. In the immortal words of our favorite futuristic princess with a sassy attitude, "I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain." With Mercury retrograde in your sign, miscommunications are as common as Stormtroopers missing their shots. But remember, "The Force is strong in this one." Your ability to navigate through the asteroid field of confusing signals and crossed wires could make even Han Solo jealous. Stay on target! Don't let that pesky retrograde turn you into a scruffy-looking nerf herder. Now, onto Pluto, currently chilling in your sign like a Tauntaun on Hoth. It's time for deep transformations. Sure, it might feel like you're stuck in a trash compactor with a mysterious tentacled creature, but remember Leia's words: "This is some rescue!" Embrace the changes and realize that sometimes, you have to go through a little discomfort to escape the Death Star. With the First Quarter moon sitting at a 6.9-day-old Obi-Wan Kenobi beard length, it's time to take action. No more contemplating or planning. It's time to jump into that X-wing and take off. Remember, "Do. Or do not. There is no try." So, dear Capricorn, as we navigate this intergalactic planetary dance, may the Force be with you. #CapricornChaos #MercuryRetrograde #PlutoPower #FirstQuarterMoon #StarWarsAstrology #TheForceIsWithYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.12.2023 08:32:01 (cap-19-12-2023)