Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for a Cosmic Goat Rodeo as Saturn Pulls a Gravity Prank!"

We are currently in the sign of Capricorn

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 18 days, at Wednesday, 07 February, 2024

Mercury is currently in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 4 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars is currently in Capricorn

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, Capricorn! Listen up. As the stars align in your favor, we've got Mercury, Mars, and Pluto all cozying up in your sign. It's like a planet party in the house of Capricorn! And let me tell you, it's going to be a wild ride. Mercury is basically your cosmic mailman, delivering messages from the universe straight to your door. But you know... sometimes he's more like a cheeky teenager playing ding-dong-ditch, leaving you puzzles instead of clear instructions. Don't worry though, your Capricorn smarts can certainly handle this. Just remember to check the doorstep... metaphorically. Meanwhile, Mars, the celestial hotshot, is flexing its muscles in your sign, pumping you up with energy. You'll feel as if you've consumed a cosmic energy drink or gulped down a quadruple espresso shot. So make sure you use it wisely, channel that energy into achieving your goals, not chasing squirrels in the park... unless that's your goal, then by all means, chase away, my friend! And let's not forget Pluto, the tiny powerhouse, also hanging out in your sign. This little guy is like the nerdy kid in class who knows all the answers but only whispers them. Pay close attention to the subtle transformations happening around you, they might be whispering the secrets of the universe... or just the answer to where you left your keys. Now about that Waxing Gibbous moon, it's 9.6 days old, which in moon-years, is like a pre-teen experiencing a growth spurt. Expect some emotional ups and downs, but remember, it's all part of the growth process. So, gear up Capricorns, it’s time to party with the planets! Remember, even in chaos, there's cosmos (pun intended). Embrace the energy, listen to the whispers, solve the puzzles, and keep growing. Also, find your keys. #CapricornChaos #CosmicParty #GrowingPains #PlanetaryPartyInTheHouse #MercuryMailman #MarsEnergyDrink #PlutoWhispers #FindYourKeys #ChaseThoseSquirrels

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.01.2024 08:32:01 (cap-20-01-2024)