Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Supernova: Expect A Planetary Promotion, Unless Mercury Retrograde Sends The Memo To Uranus By Mistake!"

The next Capricorn will start in 277 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 12 days, at Monday, 01 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 295 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 237 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 166 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Capricorn! You pragmatic mountain-goat, you. Today's planetary shenanigans are brought to you by the Waxing Gibbous moon that's 10.3 days old. Yes, it's like the teenager of the lunar cycle - confident, a little arrogant, and ready to show off its celestial bling. You've got Saturn, your ruling planet, standing behind you like a stern headmaster. "Keep at it! Work hard! No slacking off!" it grumbles. But remember, Capricorn, even the Universe occasionally cracks a smile. So, don't forget to take a break from your superhuman efforts to achieve world domination and enjoy a good cat meme or two. This waxing moon is also a great time to get into gear with projects you've been idling on. So, if you've been thinking about starting that DIY spaceship in your garage, now's an excellent time! Just don't forget to invite me for the maiden flight. I'll bring space snacks! Love life? Venus is currently doing the macarena in your chart, so expect some surprising dance moves in your romantic sphere. If someone asks you to tango, don't hesitate. Even if it turns out more like a clumsy chicken dance, at least you'll have some laughs. Remember, Capricorn, life is a cosmic joke and we’re all just waiting for the punchline. Keep your eyes on the stars, but your feet firmly on the ground (unless you're on that DIY spaceship, then...good luck!) #CosmicCapricorn #SaturnSaysWork #ButMarsSaysPlay #WaxingGibbousGiggles

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.03.2024 08:32:01 (cap-20-03-2024)