Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Time to Scale the Mountain of Success, or Just Binge Watch Star Trek? The Stars Weigh In!"

The next Capricorn will start in 31 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 23 days, at Thursday, 14 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 11 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 64 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 45 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alright, alright, Capricorns! Buckle up, because we've got Pluto parked in your sign, and it's acting like the kind of house guest who drinks all your milk, leaves beard trimmings in the sink, and doesn't even offer to buy a takeaway. And with an 8.3 day old moon, she's in her 'First Quarter' phase, which in layman's terms is just like when you’re halfway through binge-watching that sci-fi series, and you just can't decide if the plot is genius or downright bonkers. Now, I know you Capricorns are more practical than a Swiss Army knife at a camping convention, but even you might find situations this week that make less sense than a vegan vampire. Don't fret though, dear goats, because just like a Rubik's cube, you'll eventually find the right way to twist and turn things to get all the colors aligned. Your love life might feel a bit like you've been beamed aboard an alien spaceship and they've only read about flirting in textbooks. Remember, communication is key here, so don't be afraid to use your words, even if they come out as alien as Klingon. Work may feel like you're stuck in a time loop, doing the same task over and over again. But remember, you're a Capricorn – you’ve got the stubbornness of a mule who’s just spotted a particularly tasty looking carrot. You'll power through it like a proton through a particle accelerator. So, my dear space goats, keep on climbing those celestial mountains, even if Pluto is leaving its socks around your living room. And remember, it's not the destination, but the journey that counts...unless of course, the journey is through a black hole, then you might want to rethink that. #CapricornCapers #PlutoProblems #MoonMania #AstrologyAdventures #ScienceSavvyStars

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.11.2023 08:32:01 (cap-21-11-2023)