Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Say Hasta La Vista to Your Problems: This Month’s Stars Have Your Back, No Cyborgs Required!"

The next Capricorn will start tomorrow, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 20 days, at Wednesday, 10 January, 2024

Mercury is currently retrograde in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 34 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 15 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The First Quarter moon is currently 9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello, Capricorn! Buckle up, my cosmic mountain goats, because we've got a wild ride ahead. Mercury in retrograde is doing the moonwalk right through your sign and it's about as coordinated as a platypus on roller skates. This planetary kerfuffle may cause communication to go haywire. I'm talking about sending texts to the wrong person, accidentally hitting reply-all on an email thread, or even blurting out "I love you" to your barista instead of "I love your latte." (Though let's be honest, if their latte art is on point, they might just be your soulmate.) Now let's talk about that planet with the identity crisis, Pluto. It's currently hanging out in your sign, acting like that awkward cousin at the family reunion who insists on discussing quantum physics while everyone else is trying to play charades. Pluto's presence might make you feel a tad intense, or inclined to delve into the mysteries of the universe. Embrace it! Why not try reading Stephen Hawking’s “A Brief History of Time” in one sitting or debate Schrödinger's cat at your next dinner party? You'll either come off as incredibly intelligent or utterly mad. Either way, it's a win! Our baby First Quarter moon is 9 days old today. It's at that adorable stage where it's trying to be a Full Moon but isn't quite there yet. This lunar phase is urging you to take action. Write that novel, start that business, or finally build your very own Lego Death Star. The force is strong with you, Capricorn! In short, this week is going to be like a sci-fi movie marathon in your living room - full of bizarre twists, unexpected revelations, and a lot of popcorn. So hang tight, my cosmic comrades, and remember: if Flash Gordon can save the world in a pair of tight red shorts, you can absolutely survive Mercury retrograde! #CapricornCapers #AstrologyAntics #RetrogradeRodeo #PlutoParty #MoonMadness

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.12.2023 08:32:01 (cap-21-12-2023)