Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, get ready! This week you'll have more ups and downs than a TARDIS on a dodgy flight path!"

The next Capricorn will start in 275 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 10 days, at Monday, 01 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 293 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 235 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 164 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Well, well, well, Capricorn! You've been as persistent as a Tribble in a grain bin, haven't you? With the Waxing Gibbous moon at precisely 12.1 days old, things are about to get as interesting as a Klingon poetry slam. The stars - which, mind you, are just big balls of flaming gas light years away, but who's counting - suggest that your determination and discipline (typical Capricorn, amirite?) will be put to the test this week. It's like trying to explain the nuances of quantum physics to a Pakled... in other words, good luck! In matters of the heart, you might feel like you've been trapped in a holosuite running the "Romantic Interlude with a Horta" program. But fear not, dear Capricorn, because love, much like a Ferengi's lust for latinum, can spring from the most unexpected places. In terms of your career, I see advancement on the horizon... if you can avoid getting caught in any temporal anomalies or surprise Borg invasions. Remember, it's all about diplomacy! Just channel your inner Picard and you'll be sitting in the captain's chair in no time. Remember to live long and prosper and may the force be...oops, wrong franchise. My bad. #CapricornVibes #StarTrekAstrology #WaxingGibbousMadness

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.03.2024 08:32:01 (cap-22-03-2024)