Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Your Goat-like Stubbornness About to Face Cosmic Goat Yoga Session!"

The next Capricorn will start in 274 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 9 days, at Monday, 01 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 292 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 234 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 163 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, you Capricornian mountain goat! As the moon reaches its teen years, it's just about as moody as a 13-year-old listening to My Chemical Romance for the first time. So buckle up, buttercup! The universe might seem like a giant, unpredictable pinball machine right now, with you ricocheting around like a helpless silver ball. But remember, you're a Capricorn, the most stubborn of all the star signs! You can headbutt your way through any obstacle, just like a mountain goat scaling the steepest cliff. Your ruling planet, Saturn, is aligning with Jupiter, creating a celestial super-duo that's got more power than a Star Trek warp drive. This means it's a fantastic time to tackle those big, daunting tasks you've been putting off - like cleaning your room, learning Klingon, or finally figuring out how to fold a fitted sheet. As the full moon waxes, your emotions may try to pull a fast one on you, like a sneaky ninja hiding in the shadows of your soul. Don't let them! Use your logical Capricorn brain and remember: feelings are just chemicals in your brain, not alien invaders trying to take over. This is also a great time to tap into that inner hippie of yours, take off your shoes, and feel the earth beneath your feet. Whether it's the soil of a forest, the sand of a beach, or the carpet of your living room (because let's face it, some of us aren't leaving the house much these days), connect with the world around you. In conclusion, Capricorn, remember to keep calm, carry on, and always have a towel handy (just in case). #CapricornChaos #FullMoonFever #StubbornGoat #FeelTheEarth #KeepCalmAndCapricorn

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.03.2024 08:32:01 (cap-23-03-2024)