Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Brace Yourself for Interstellar Shenanigans! Saturn's Ring Toss Game is ON!"

We are currently in the sign of Capricorn

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 18 days, at Wednesday, 10 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 22 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Venus moves to Capricorn in 32 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 13 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, Earthly Capricorns! The stars are aligning and your celestial report card is in. With Pluto playing peekaboo in your sign and the Waxing Gibbous moon on its way to a full-blown glow, things are looking interesting. What's that? Oh yes, Pluto is still a planet in astrology! I know it was demoted by those party-pooper scientists, but in the cosmic gaming arena, it's got some major influence. It's kind of like that quiet guy in the corner who suddenly drops the mic with an epic one-liner. This week, you might find yourself feeling a bit more...intense. Pluto's all about transformation, so don't be surprised if you suddenly want to change your hair color or take up alien language studies. (I recommend Goa'uld 101 - it's a real ice-breaker at parties.) And that waxing gibbous moon? It's like the universe's way of saying, "Hey, you're not quite there yet, but keep going!" So even if you're feeling a bit like a Stargate with a dialing malfunction, just remember - every failed gate connection gets you one step closer to finding that elusive address to Atlantis! So buckle up, Capricorns, you're in for a ride that's more thrilling than a wormhole jump without inertial dampeners! Remember to embrace the chaos, enjoy the journey, and always keep your staff weapon charged. 😉 #Capricorn #PlutoIsAPlanetInMyBook #WaxingGibbous #StargateHoroscopes #UniverseGotJokes #AstrologyNerdOut

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.12.2023 08:32:01 (cap-23-12-2023)