Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Cosmic Shenanigans: Saturn Sends a Stern Memo About Work-Life Balance!"

The next Capricorn will start in 59 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 23 days, at Thursday, 16 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 39 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 92 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 73 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Greetings, Capricorn! Ah, the steadfast goat of the zodiac, always climbing that mountain of ambition. I trust you're not practicing your rock-climbing skills on your office furniture again, are you? Pluto, our favorite dwarf planet (no disrespect to Gimli from Lord of the Rings), is currently holding court in your sign. Now, I know Pluto got demoted a while back, but hey, we've all had rough patches in our career paths, haven't we? So let's not hold it against the little guy. With Pluto in your corner, expect to dig deep into the mysteries of your life. And by mysteries, I don't mean where you left your car keys or the Wi-Fi password. We're talking about existential stuff here, like, why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Meanwhile, don't ignore the Waxing Gibbous moon. She's at her 9.8-day-old glory, just shy of her teenage years. But remember, even though she's waxing, she's not here to remove your unwanted hair – wrong kind of waxing, my friend. Rather, this phase signifies growth, progression, and accumulation. So, if you've been trying to accumulate something (like those Star Trek collectibles... I see you!), now might be a good time to add to your collection. Just remember, Capricorn, life is like a game of chess. You can't undo a move, but you can always play another round. #CapricornLife #PlutoPromotions #WaxOnWaxOffMoon #StarTrekWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.10.2023 08:32:02 (cap-24-10-2023)