Capricorn Report

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The next Capricorn will start in 301 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 9 days, at Tuesday, 05 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 319 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 261 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 190 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 15.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Greetings Capricorn! Logic and calculations suggest that you are in for an interesting time, much akin to when the Enterprise encountered the Borg for the first time. But fear not, unlike us on the starship, you will not be assimilated. The full moon, currently analogous to a fully charged dilithium crystal at 15.5 days old, is amplifying your ambitious energy. Your drive to reach your goals may become as fierce as a Klingon in battle. Remember, even Spock had his emotional moments. Communication lines might get tangled this week, resembling a malfunction in the Universal Translator. Although the temptation might be to respond with a phaser set to stun, try instead to channel your inner Picard and diplomatically navigate through misunderstood messages. And remember, like the Prime Directive, it's important not to interfere too much in the natural development of things. Sometimes it's best just to sit back and observe, like a cloaked Romulan Warbird. In the words of my esteemed colleague Dr. McCoy, "Dammit Jim, I'm an astrologer, not a doctor!" So don't take these predictions as absolute certainties. After all, we’re dealing with the cosmic unknown here. #CapricornCommander #FullMoonEngage #StarTrekHoroscope #WarpSpeedWisdom #CosmicCaptainPicard #RomulanRelaxation.

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.02.2024 08:32:01 (cap-25-02-2024)